Serena: "Lola, I know that was some ass-awful behavior, but you have no idea what Ivy has done to us all, including you..."
Lola: "You know what, you're not my family. You're hers. And after that display, I'm thinking she is the only one worth pitying."
Serena: "She's a criminal!"
Lola: "You made her one. All you people do is act like assholes to each other."
I always thought Revenge was interesting in that way too, like watching somebody pretty and blonde taking down the 1 percent becomes its own nasty pleasure, like that endless year of shit-talking Ruth Madoff. #occupyeastegg. It isn't the way I prefer to live my life, but it's there for you if you're the kind of person that gets off on that stuff.
Serena: "Isn't there any way I can trick you into coming back and joining our ranks? Surely Nate can find some new creepy way to force you into doing what I want..."
Lola: "No, the only reason I stuck around was to find out who my father is. Or something along those lines."
Carol: "Segue! Let's get drunk and fuck. Like we used to, back when you got me pregnant with my daughter Charlotte. And while we're on the subject, how about you take away all of Ivy's money and give it to me, somehow through legal magic, or else I will tell everybody about that."
Wm vdW: "That is some information I did not previously have."
Carol: "You think Lily's crazy drunk now? Wait until I tell her our daughters are sister-nieces. For God's sake, Lola was born between Serena and Eric, dude. You are scroooooood."
GG: "Spotted! Dr. vdDubs, shitting himself forever."
Georgina: "Zasp! I have appeared!"
Blair: "It doesn't even interest me to find out how you always do that."
Georgina: "Look, I'm sorry you were collateral damage, I just wanted to ruin some lives and yours was already so close to being ruined by your nonstop horrible decisions and ridiculous behavior."
Blair: "That makes sense."
Georgina: "Now, because I posted that picture from Dan's phone, I have Chuck on my side. The only other threat to my power right now is you, which means I am going to need to build up some capital..."
Blair: "What could you possibly do for me that would put me in your debt? I only have eleven thousand problems."
Georgina: "I will save your Waldorf fortune and get you out of your marriage. It's because of my GG intel, but that's all I'm going to say."
Blair: "Fine. You go take care of my major issues, and when you come back I'll be in your pocket."