Dan: "Who is it? Somebody who used to live here coming back to live here and salting my game, perhaps?"
Blair: "No, it's just me."
Dan: "I don't even remember if you're pissed at me or what is going on."
Blair: "Me neither, Dan. Daniel. Danny Boy."
Dan: "You are saying my names!"
Blair: "Well, 'Lonelyboy' wouldn't fit that well, would it? Considering you've just attached yourself to the crazytrain of all time and I have no other friends or boyfriends? And it's not like I can take you home with me, so we're going to be up to our eyeballs in Humphreys in a minute. All that's left is your name, what I have never done called thee, and it trippeth off my tongue like so much whirling camera action. Let us buss."
They do. It is awesome. It is awesome! What will happen next?
NEXT! (2 APR, AKA A LIFETIME AWAY)
Serena is the new Gossip Girl! Bad sex here, Dair, and everywhair! Chuck embarks on what's sure to be a scintillating storyline involving Bass Industries! Lola becomes the daughters William never had! Retaliation is the order of the day!
JACOB CLIFTON is a freelance writer and critic based in Austin, Texas. He currently recaps Gossip Girl, The Good Wife, Pretty Little Liars and True Blood for TWoP. Jacob can be found online at jacobclifton.com, on Twitter, and on Facebook. IRL work appears in BenBella's SmartPop series of anthologies, most recently A Friday Night Lights Companion and Fringe Science.