Charlie: "Hey Dan, did I egregiously fuck things up?"
Dan: "You know, you said sad pizzas. When I said enthusiasm was good, I meant it was bad."
Charlie: "Yeah, but then Vanessa told me that I needed to make it rain..."
Dan, awesomely, not unlike Seinfeld saying Newman: "...Vanessa."
Blair: (Still making a horrific ass of herself.)
Louis & Serena, watching from across the room: "Maybe somehow this will work out?"
Chuck: "That's my cue, bitches!"
Serena: "I can benchpress you. Take your alcoholic bi-curious ass and get out."
Chuck: "Poor me, though!"
Serena: "I feel that, and I love you very much, but this is not how we do."
Chuck: (Literally just walks around her. That's how he gets out of Serena's trap: Confusing her, through the use of lateral movement.)
Chuck: "Hey Blair, fancy meeting you here."
Blair: "Oh, no sir. You get on up out of here right now. I will call you later."
Chuck: "But we need to talk later! I brought a ring! It's for your finger!"
Blair: "You may have urinated yourself, I can't tell. This is a nightmare. Go home."
Chuck: "You are my home! I want to devour you like a beast in a fairytale! Your love will make me a person!"
Blair: "Um, not the last sixteen times. But -- and I can't stress this enough -- right now is a super bad time. Do you see all the royalty everywhere?"
Chuck: "Yeah, I already tried to fingerbang Louis's mom by accident."
THORPE IND.? WHERE DOES RAINA EVEN WORK? I FELL ASLEEP AS YOU WERE TELLING ME WHERE RAINA WORKS, START OVER. IM'A CALL IT THORPEMAPLE FROM NOW ON
Nate: "I finally found you, at one of the two places where you ever are!"
Raina: "Unless you're going to list me some numerals or something else my robot brain will enjoy, get out. Clearly you've decided Chuck's relationship to my mom is more important than mine, which translates to your relationship with Chuck being more important than your relationship with me."
Nate: "None of that is untrue."
Raina: "Then why are you here?"
Nate: "Here comes the word vomit!"
(Chuck Bass a tsunami of dysfunction, circling the room like he's rounding home, like it's the bases that are loaded and not Chuck Bass, Chuck Bass giving Blair the goon hand, Chuck Bass getting more and more frightening and grody.)