Blair runs around, looking terrific, trying to figure out how to get to the roof. Riveting. She straps on her Iron Man armor and is able to see through the ceiling, up to the roof, where DOCTOR STRANGE is facing off against OLDMAN SKULLFACE, a former Nazi scientist who now has a skull for a face.
The W.A.S.P.: "FFS, Dan. I know I have my magical troll-god hammer in one of these purses containing infinite purses and scarves, hang on..."
Ant-Dan: "I'm just here to tell you all the awful things I keep telling you!"
The W.A.S.P.: "Fuck it. Do you hear me? Fuck it!"
Ant-Dan: "No, not fuck it. Because I am getting an apartment in this building to stalk you and so I can come over any time I like, in my stocking feet if I feel like it, to talk shit to you."
The W.A.S.P.: "LA, though! I'd be willing to be a nine in LA over a ten here, to get away from you."
Ant-Dan: "First of all, you're an eight at best. That's called 'negging.' And second of all, let me illustrate to you what a fucked up stupid monster you are. You always do this, you idiot. You stupid idiot whore. You went to Spain, you went to fuckin' Poughkeepsie, you went to boarding school, to Santorini, you flash your tits, you steal horses. You always end up back here, under Lily's cold thumb and the unrelenting jackboot of my expectations."
Serena: "Why would I stay here when it literally flayed the soul out of your body?"
Dan: "Everything that you wanted, I have done. You cowered before me, and I was frightening. I have reordered time, I have turned the world upside down, and I have done it all for you! I am exhausted from living up to your expectations of me. Isn't that generous?"
Ant-Dan punches The W.A.S.P. eleven times in the abdomen. He drinks a potion and becomes HUGE and then drinks a potion and becomes TINY. It is SCIENCE.
Serena: "Fine, I believe you that you love me or whatever. Still takin' off. My other superhero boyfriend is Ryan Reynolds, I have no reason to stay."
(While TINY, Ant-Dan sneaks his Nice Chapter into her luggage, like a TINY DICK.)
Dan: "Turn back, Serena. Turn back before it's too late!"
Chuck: "Let's talk about it for a really long time instead of me getting the fuck off this roof away from the man who wants to kill me and outweighs me by possibly an entire hundred pounds."