Nate wanders downstairs to hit the florist and Carter appears out of thin air to laugh in his face and act like something major is happening and that he's fucking Serena. He gives him something in a hotel-room-shaped envelope to give to S, and they sort of smolder and it's kind of a nonstarter, and then Eric and Jenny also randomly appear out of nowhere so that Nate can ask them if they had breakfast with S. Guess which one automatically lies and says yes and which one says no. I'll give you a hint: It's Jenny that has no tact and cannot be trusted. "Why? Did she say she was?" No, Jenny, he's just narrowing down a list of all possible fucking places on Earth that Serena might have had breakfast. Next up: Did Serena have breakfast in Dubai? On a house, with a mouse? Perhaps somewhere in Midtown? Why, did she say she was?

Cyrus with I swear to God actual coke crust visible up inside one hairy nostril runs up to shriek at Eleanor about how he found the perfect gift for Dorota and Vanya. Only if it's new owners could it possibly be that exciting. Eleanor is desperate to get away from his zany ass, and bonds with Jenny over Monique Lhuillier's love of silk netting before she turns to Serena and hands off the hotel-key-shaped envelope from Carter to Nate to jenny to Serena, in the nastiest way she possibly can. S, of course, is just totally weirded out by life today and doesn't even notice the vicious purpose in Jenny's eyes or what could possibly be in the envelope. Which she doesn't actually need. For any possible reason.

"Now it is time to play traditional Eastern European wedding games. Some of these games date all the way back to 14th century, but back then they used virgins. And today... Not so much. First game we play is balloon game. Everybody must find partner. You take balloon and put in between. Now when music changes, you and partner get closer. Now whoever does not pop balloon wins game, and winner gets rare matryoshka doll!"