Gossip Girl

Episode Report Card
Jacob Clifton: A+ | 1 USERS: A+
Pieces Of Jennifer's Body

On the other hand, this mystery boy is hot. "Even white collar criminals get lonely," Juliet warns him, and promises they'll get "it" done. "Trouble's moving in, and it's looking to make the Upper East Side its bitch!" GG rape-jokes, and XOXO.

But who is this admittedly sexy man? And what is his presumably sexy deal? That whole part was so weird that I'm thinking she's a sister of the man and not a girlfriend -- miss you/love you being common sentiments -- because she's not operating like a girlfriend would operate. Maybe a cousin, given how much trouble various cousins gave us last year. But I'm guessing sister.

So who in jail would have a connected sister like this? I am loathe to figure it out, because once we figure it out Katie Cassidy's gone, and she's sort of the air that I breathe. So let's just hope this whole season is just Juliet doing some weird shit at the end of every episode, and at the end she'll finally finish her corkboard and it'll all be some case of whatever that means Katie Cassidy comes back next year. And the year after that.

Next week: Blair falls for Ivva whilst Dan and eventually Chuck find out she's actually a witch, and foreign-educated (Beauxbatons, '95) at that, so there goes her Teabagger nom.

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