The song fades out for a moment to check in with Dan, who's creeped and getting some air. He stumbles onto Lily and Bart Bass, discussing their affair! Oh snap! You go, dude we just met five seconds ago who doesn't know the difference between black tie and business casual! Snag that babe! Lily's complaining because she doesn't really want to keep their relationship a secret, but she also doesn't want to be one of many: "Tell your harem of shopgirls and models that you're seeing someone!" He whines that those kinds of conversations take time, but she's all, "They've got nothing but time, Bart! They're twenty-five!" As she smiles to herself about this awesome line, she spots Dan. He is rooted to the spot in terror. "Excuse me," says Lily, "I gotta go kill a motherfucker. Air kiss!"
Lily chases the terrified Dan into the hotel foyer, where she lets him know that she is totally unimpressed by the eavesdropping on her old-lady business. He protests that he was just looking for S, but she gets snotty with him: "I don't see her. Do you?" Lily's 'tude is no match for Dan logic, though: "No? That's why I'm looking?" Lily starts into one of her "Listen, I don't know who you think you are" speeches, but he's got it covered: "I don't know anything. I didn't hear anything." She looks him right in the eye: "But Serena doesn't know." He nods, explains that he doesn't either, and that he's going to head inside to brunch and mind his business. The Rihanna song busts in once again as he leaves Lily staring into space, wondering if Rufus was right and Dan is, in fact, a little awesome. I wonder too.