THREE WEEKS LATER
Russell: Going to jail for twenty years.
Lily: Remaining under house arrest until Season Five premieres.
Eric: Going to Sarah Lawrence. Of course.
The Roses: Taking a cruise on an official Monegasque yacht or something.
Charlie: Home to Crazytown.
Chuck, whistling and tapping his thigh: "Well, on that note, I think I'll head out. Nathaniel."
Nate, heeling: "Ruff!"
Chuck: "It's fun that we can just talk about stuff. You're spending the summer in Monaco?"
Blair: "Yep, and then getting married in November. You're invited."
Dan: "Can you introduce me to Charlotte Casiraghi? Just kidding, I'm not the total social climber that I obviously am. But anyway, can we still watch movies together on Skype?"
Blair: "Yes. Hal Ashby's The Landlord just came out on DVD."
Charlie: "I guess my mom was right and spending time with you slutty godless rich heathens really was too much for my fragile mind."
Lily: "Yeah, I'm about bored of you. Saying shit like that just makes goodbye easier. Do you have your shitload of money?"
Charlie: "Got it right here. See you next season!"
Serena: "Whatever, dude."
Dan & Charlie: "We weren't Rolling the Deep so much as mushing in the shallow end, but still. It happened."
Nate: "You're not even drinking?"
Chuck: "That's how sad I am."
Nate: "Would you like to talk about that in more detail? Perhaps while I do a little dance?"
Chuck: "Did you bring me a present?"
Nate: "Yes, it's an antique globe like an alchemist might have in his cave. I was thinking you could pick a spot on it, and we'll go there, and then spend the summer traveling back here, doing drugs and having sex and stuff."
Chuck: "First I need to talk more about the whole Blair thing."
Nate: "I am here for you, dude. Let me just get out of this tight shirt and into more of a jockstrap situation."
Chuck: "I'm not right for her. We bring out the dark side in each other. When she's with Louis, she shines. That's the Blair I love. If she needs to be with him to be it, then that's the way it should be."
Nate: "Seems like that could've been her call, though."
Chuck: "Our relationship was always about two equals trying to get control of each other, even though we were evenly matched. Take one of us out, the whole thing falls apart. It's not about telling her what to do, it's about taking down one side of the pyramid so it has no foundation."