Anyway, Blair promises not scheme for one day, basically, in order to prove to her mother that whatever whatever. Countdown to Nelly Yuki in five, four, three...

DUMBO

Ivy: "Dude, I am so sorry that I've been sponging off you this entire time even though I have all of CeCe's money, which I lied about because I clearly have a plan that involves your death."
Rufus: "Go check the RSVP list and tell me all the fascinating wonderful A-listers that can't wait to visit Lily Bass's illegitimate husband's sad-ass art gallery. I am sure they are legion."
Ivy: "Aw, man. Not even Bex is coming. Nobody's coming. Everybody hates us."
Rufus: "How weird! I wonder what happened?"
Ivy: "Maybe it's because we are the worst."

EMPIRE

Nate: "Why are you watching Empire CCTV? Is Olivia Munn staying here? She's kind of the girl version of me."
Chuck: "Not least because Jacob adores you both beyond sense or reason. No, actually this is the PRADA security cam and I'm hoping to catch another clue as hot as that killer scoop of 'some envelope' that Ivy gave me last week."
Nate: "Does this camera footage do magical fake CSI things?"
Chuck: "Enhance... Enhance... Yes. There he is, carrying a Sudanese envelope. Perhaps the very envelope Ivy was talking about."
Nate: "Man, remember that time somebody took a picture of him walking toward a building? I really thought we had him that time. But this whole 'an envelope exists' thing is much more promising."
Chuck: "On a related note, how would you like to do a bunch of coke and get blowjobs with Bruce Caplan, the Bass family financial advisor?"
Nate: "As long as I can schedule it on this Windows TM phone with Windows 8 operating system TM and live tiles TM that basically makes it like a personal assistant in the form of a phone TM."
Chuck: "Perhaps you'd better show me how that all works. Hey, remember that time Jenny googled 'cancer' on Bing?"

DUMBO

Ivy: "You know who's a bitch?"
Rufus: "Lily Bass. What was the question?"
Ivy: "She's scheduled a huge benefit tonight at the Conrad for the Art Production Fund."
Rufus: "That bitch! I bet this is to ruin our gallery opening. Since everything is about us, on this show we're barely on or ever welcome on. Speaking of being annoying meth addicts, I see you're still rocking that shorts-and-leg warmers look that demonstrates you don't know how to operate shorts or leg warmers."