I mean. Best episode of the season. But that means less and less as the end of the tunnel gets closer and closer. Strawberry fields, as they say, while wearing hemp and eating crow -- an unexpected yet brilliant combination, as the old saying goes -- back when artists were the real stars, ya gypsy trash moonlighting as a gallerina. You know I love you.
Presumably Sage is central to Blair's creepy plans, so there'll be that to contend with. Dan and Serena work together to find new ways for him to make her miserable. Chuck breaks up with Blair FOREVER THIS TIME IT'S REAL NO TAKEBACKS. The mysterious Jack-or-Lola appears, hopefully, and Bart successfully turns Nate against his bestie through the power of blackmail.
JACOB CLIFTON is a freelance writer and critic based in Austin, Texas. He currently recaps Gossip Girl, The Good Wife and Homeland for TWoP. Jacob can be found online at jacobclifton.com, on Twitter, and on Facebook. IRL work appears in BenBella's SmartPop series of anthologies, his novel The Urges, and a novelette, "The Commonplace Book," appeared this month on Tor.com.