Gossip Girl

Episode Report Card
Jacob Clifton: B+ | 1 USERS: A+
I'm Not Gonna Teach Your Boyfriend How To Dance With You

"You sure about that?" asks Georgina, hanging up. Serena is weirded out. Dan asks if everything's okay with G's mom, and she smiles. "She was glad I finally found someone I could trust." In the dark, you don't call the White Knight unless you want him to stay there. She's so good at Dan. She drops the battery from his phone, and puts it back in his pocket, touching him lightly. "Um... Are you sure that you don't mind missing the after party to have coffee with me?" After the crazy day he's had -- People just would not stop telling him that Georgina was a crazy bitch, and to stay away from her! It's exhausting ignoring that much good advice! -- there's nowhere he'd rather be than macking on Serena's enemy, to get back at her. Gross.

She gets totally intense and kisses him a little bit, and he kisses her back after a moment's thought, and then it flashes back and forth between them kissing and Serena staring into space like a codfish and the sex tape song starts playing again and Gossip Girl is like, I cannot believe next week is the finale. "If I were you, S, I'd be worried. In the city that never sleeps, a lot can happen in one night." Dan takes Georgina's hand, and leads her off down the street for some lackluster Dan Humphrey teenager sex. "Sweet dreams, Serena. XOXO."

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Gossip Girl




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