Gossip Girl
Gossip Girl

Episode Report Card
Jacob: A+ | 1477 USERS: C+
YOU GRADE IT
French Negation, Or: The Jack/Russell Terreur

EVERYWHERE

Serena & Vanessa: "Oh, you mean crazy like, crazy."
Rufus: "Yeah, like Agnes-Georgina-Juliet crazy. Not Lily-Blair-CeCe crazy."

Charlie's Trust Fund: Is finally activated, meaning she can now afford to build the Bone Machine.

Those Two Chromosomal-Looking Mini-GG's: "We were a slightly better Greek chorus than Kati and Iz, but used in the wrong way and for too brief a time to be as fun to see again."
Chuck: "Get out of my way! Mini-S, Mini-B, I have to go beat up the prince and yell at Blair some more!"

Blair: "Hey, I heard that Chuck Bass was going to commit suicide up here, have you seen him?"
Russell: "No. But can I interest you in getting kidnapped and set on fire?"
Blair: "Man, my whole day has been like this."

XOXO.

Next week: Finale! Georgina! More than likely, Chuck or Dan saves B from getting blown up like Avery! Serena swans around! Charlie screws things up for everybody some more! And Vanessa takes that long walk, finally joining Jenny in the Hudson.

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