THE FRENCH NEGATION

Princess Sophie: "New York sucks. The weather sucks. The sky sucks. The angular architecture sucks. Back at Gormenghast everything is curvy."
Blair: "Let's look at more sucky New York things until you spontaneously love me."
Louis: "Mom, please stop being awful."
Blair: "Princess Sophie, I'm sorry Chuck got weird at Princessapalooza. And also all of my other friends. And that I'm generally a mess. I promise to be better from now on."
Princess Sophie: "Sure, why not. I can't wait to piss all over your family's engagement party tonight."
Blair: "If you'll excuse me, I see Chuck's uncle standing over there and I have to run immediately to Chuck and act all suspicious."

Princess Sophie: "That girl is like a dog with a bone. Listen, now that she's left us alone for five seconds, I need to tell you that I'm having her followed and that she went to see Chuck last night and he broke a window."
Gossip Girl, verbatim: "Let's hope the only thing B has in common with Marie Antoinette is impeccable taste, or she just might lose her head before she gets her crown..."

What.

Serena: "Too bad you'll miss the Constance Billard fundraiser since Lily's 'upstairs' these days."
Charlie: "Oh, I'm going with Dan. I hope that's okay."
Serena: "Whatever, I hate Dan."
Charlie: "Cool. Can I borrow a dress? And your perfume? And cut your hair off while you are sleeping and fashion it into a wig that I can wear over my own hair?"
Serena: "Why don't you have money? Let's call CeCe and get her to give you some money just to spite your mom. Trust me, it is her favorite thing."
Charlie, verbatim: "You're like my fairy godcousin!"

CHARLES PLACE

Chuck: "Blair, I'm so glad you didn't let a little thing like me chasing you through the halls with a sledgehammer keep you from realizing that we are meant to be together."
Blair: "Don't be gross. I'm not going to let you hit me, I'm just here to tell you Uncle Jack is in town."
Chuck: "Frankly I'm more upset about your engagement."
Blair: "Gross, Chuck. Only one of those things is real. Focus."