Into the music, where N immediately grabs Jenny, having missed the Serena-shaped Serena nearby. "Serena, just don't say anything and let me explain." Jenny takes this moment to piss herself. "I've been trying to do the right thing, but it's killing me. Look, I know we both care about Blair, but maybe the best thing is for me to just tell her the truth. I'm not over you, and I thought I could fight it, but I can't." B's bullshit sensor goes off and she heads in Nate's direction automatically. "...And if you don't stop me, I'm gonna kiss you." Now, far be it from me, but Nate Archibald says he's gonna kiss you, I say stand still for a second, see what happens. So she does, and runs off, and Serena comes up and she's like, "Nate! It's nearly midnight! Go find your fucking girlfriend! The whole stupid night was about you doing this one simple task, which she created knowing that you have cognitive difficulties, and what, you're hanging around the women's bathroom like Chuck." She starts to give him the clue, and finally she's like, "Fuck it. Big tall boots and a big old crown." She shoves him in a direction and he walks in it like a zombie.
Jenny goes running past, and Blair thinks it's Serena, but accidentally snags the bracelet as she's going past, so she realizes Jenny has crashed her party. Damn, Little J's gonna pay for this one. Then Blair sees Nate blundering around, and looks at him all grossed out. Meanwhile, Jenny's still shooting like a bullet through the place, so at midnight while the masks are coming off, she shoves past Dan as well, but he doesn't get the clueful bracelet telling him who it really was, so now he thinks he's in the doghouse even though he's actually not. He flicks his mask into the crowd and prepares to meet any one of his several dooms.