Nate grabs Serena as she's walking past the coat check, and it's totally adorable the way she gasps and giggles into the edit, and then after commercial they're both agreed that they don't want to wait or that they don't want to take it slow or fast or whatever, you know how they are, it makes sense but not really semantically speaking, and Nate's like, "I've waited for this for like so long" and Serena lies that she has too, and then she just drops the drug-shrug and her shiny shoes and various elements of clothing and then they hook it up. No sex is better than tuxedo sex. None.

Rufus comes home to PRADA MARFA looking fairly stylish, and guess what Lily's doing? Sitting on that one couch drinking that one glass of wine, of course. That's what she does. So she asks him WTF he's been up to, and he says... Whatever Humphrey stuff, you know, whatever turns his atrocious behavior around on her so he can be like, "I was wandering the city because I didn't want to talk you because I needed to talk to you but I wouldn't talk to you because I was wandering the city because you are a whore!" So he invites her to explain to him the story of the envelope of the jacket of the wife of the Senator that said she spent the night with old mister vdDubs himself while on her Cancer & Deception European Tour last summer, back when apparently almost their entire family was abroad and ignoring their daughter running around naked right in front of them. Lily's like, "Well, fuck."

Damien feels nervous nearby while a coat check girl steps on one of the drug-filled pailletes and Serena and Nate continue to fuck intensely while the music goes, "Go slow, go slow, go slow." We... Get it. Jenny pulls up next to Damien to rub this whole stupid disaster of a plan in his face, and he gets really hilariously dramatic about it, rending garments and throwing around different accents just for the hell of it, and talks about how his career might be over, but then Jenny spots the drug-shrug on the floor and puts on her Queen voice to yell at the coat check girl to make sure Violette gets it, and Damien is impressed, because Jenny is rad.