"My apologies. Miss Kira Abernathy, escorted by Mr. Graham Collins." The applause kicks up again, and Jenny freaks out, and Eric stares with the evil burning inside of him. The woman asks Jenny where the eff her escort is, and Rufus is out in the audience like, "Who is that? What is happening? Where are we?" and Jenny just mumbles and runs away, because what a twist. Gossip Girl looooves it: "Jenny Humphrey went to a ball, Jenny Humphrey had a great fall. And none of her minions, mentors or friends want to put Jenny together again!" Nice one, GG.
"Bitch" comes back around again; this time the Plastiscines are playing live and the lead singer looks, as promised, exactly like Jenny and Serena's baby. Kira's enjoying the show with Graham by her side, and Jenny's still whipping through the place like a loon, freaking out. Lily holds out her arms and yells, "Jenny, my darling! What happened?" Rufus is still confused about everything and wonders if Jenny can pick somebody else to do the stair-walking activity with, and Jenny screams, "You only get one chance!" It's like a nightmare!
She runs to Eric, and he's all nasty about Blair having disappeared, and Jenny, thinking that she has an ally, whines about how this is all because she wouldn't be Blair's Mentee, which is true but not the whole truth, and then Eric tries putting his "plan" into action again. "What if it's all for the best? Don't you think that maybe being Queen isn't worth it?" Jenny tries to explain it one more time, finally leaving in the whole "nobody from Brooklyn" part and how that's why she has to keep proving herself and stealing dresses and selling them at pawn shops and dancing topless with teen models and tossing herself into date rape situations and throwing her sewing machine away again and again and again: Brooklyn. He tells her it's totally not even worth it and yells, "Let it go, Jenny! It's over!" But Jenny -- good girl -- says that's just what Blair thinks, and with her fingerless black lace gloves calls a mysterious person, the better to flip this bitch one last time.
That song "Bitch" includes not only the word itself several times but also the spelling. They are French. So in the elevator, they've both slid down the walls and are sitting in a nest of ripped-up macaroon and scotch packaging and feeling mighty fine. Serena's explaining about Carmen Sandiego and how Dr. vdDubs wouldn't even see her when she and Carter finally tracked him down. Blair asks why Serena didn't explain any of this or see fit to mention the entire storyline she's apparently been having behind everybody's back for the last two years.