Ashika, threatening to shoot Jakes and Johnny, talks about how she doesn't really want to bury Jakes behind the barn -- Johnny, she's happy to kill, which means he must not be so hot in the sack. Jakes's comm unit crackles then, and Ashika grabs it and asks if he turned state's evidence, if he got arrested. He's all, no, not exactly... and just as Ashika figures out that he's a cop, Paige comes blasting the truck through the wall of the barn, guns blazing. Jakes and Johnny take cover. Ashika, hiding behind some sacks of fertilizer, hollers at Paige to fuck off because she's outgunned, and to prove it, her minions open fire.
Paige picks off one of the henchmen, and then Ashika takes Jakes hostage. Paige comes out of hiding and drops her gun, but then Johnny clocks Ashika upside the head with a bucket, knocking her out cold. The three agents banter a little in relief that they're not all dead.
Back at the house, Charlie hollers for order before serving the ragu, and Mike asks Johnny in the squarest way possible if he really banged "that marijuana farmer." The whole room cracks up at Mike's unbearable whiteness, and they try to teach him what the kids are calling the sticky icky these days. Reefer's making a comeback, Johnny insists. And then Charlie finally feeds everybody. But before Mike and Briggs can stuff their faces with braciole, Bello summons Mike.
Bello's men drag Eddie, now missing the patch over his burned-out eye, out as Bello monologues villainously about power and perception and threats. Eddie gasps that Mike is a fed and tells the truth about the FBI inventing the Bobby Moi story. Bello doesn't believe him because he has all the evidence he thinks he needs in the fact that Eddie stupidly told his girlfriend he was going to Arizona, and indeed had boarded the bus to Flagstaff. Mike swears to Bello that he's not working with the FBI. Eddie pleads. Bello asks Mike for his gun, then tells the men to release Eddie.
Eddie swears he'll take Mike's eye in revenge. Bello presses the gun (the flat side, not the muzzle) to Eddie's chest and whispers in his ear. Eddie takes aim at Mike, who impressively does not crap his pants, but then Eddie puts the gun in his mouth and blows his own head off as Mike screams for him not to. Briggs, listening in, tells the men to go, but just then Mike gasps a little, letting them know he's alive, so they hold.
Bar. Abby is already halfway through her drink when Mike arrives and apologizes. He's so upset from the shooting that he's almost unable to form sentences and stammers that he saw an accident. She tells him to go home if he's so shaken up, even though she clearly would like to rub some of the Ivy League off him, but he just kisses her knuckles and thanks her.