Ambulance bay. Bailey's about to get a surgery! But first she has to get rid of her hysterical baby. She orders Cristina to take him. Cristina's all, huh? Bailey: "You're going to watch him." Cristina tries to argue, saying she doesn't do that. Bailey says she has a patient she needs to operate on right now. "TAKE HIM." She pulls off her sling and pushes it and the baby into Cristina's arms. Cristina looks like she might stroke out. The baby wails. Bailey runs off to surgery.

George spots Dr. Torres from last week giving him the stink-eye. He walks over and she's all, "You didn't call me." George says he did, he sure did call her -- it's just that he hung up every time. Callie: "Nice. Very stalker-like. Uh...what's with the hair?" Yes, tell us, George. George mumbles something about needing it a little shorter. Callie remarks that she makes him nervous, huh? George: "Yeah, a little." Callie thinks this is good, and asks if he wants to see something really cool. Of course he does! We cut to a grotesquely swollen hand, owned by none other than Teddy Dunn. Teddy is a hockey player who got his hand smashed by "this asshat" during practice. Callie and George examine Teddy's X-ray; he's got dislocations and multiple fractures. Callie says orthos love hockey season, because it's like Christmas every day. She's sassy. Teddy asks them to just put in a splint or something, because he's got a really big game this afternoon.