Finally, one of the guys comes around and rallies the others to gather together and lift the car enough so that Mere and another man can pull Melissa out of the way. She's stopped breathing but her arm is still up in the air until she remembers that she's out cold and it should be on the ground so she slowly drops it. Mere's internal monologue begs Melissa to breathe and then gasps in relief when Melissa finally takes a choking breath.
Dr. Parker finds Cristina on her way to get a snack and with great fanfare offers her a fancy fistula surgery. She asks him some questions about it but she's less interested in the surgery than she is in choosing the right treat from the vending machine and finally declines the offer, informing him that she's already on a case with Feeny. He's aghast that she's turning him down after all of that morning's spooning but she just gets her snack and repeats that she's unavailable.
Meredith arrives at the hospital with Melissa and the paramedics and when she sees Princess Kate, yells instructions at her and has her also find someone named Dr. Ross. Wait, who? Is this ER? Are we bringing in George Clooney?? Oh, wait, she means Smash. Why didn't she say so? Mere tosses her keys to NotCristina and instructs her to go pick up her car from the accident site and also bring in the fish sticks and heat them up for daycare. Bailey sees this and gripes that Mere just stole her intern but Mere is beyond caring.
As Cristina and Thomas do Katy's first surgery they marvel about how crazy people can be and Feeny says that he personally has no desire to survive Armageddon if it comes, he wants to go quickly. I'd like to survive Armageddon if it meant I got to be romanced by young Ben Affleck afterwards and we got to hang out with our buddy Michael Clarke Duncan (RIP)... oh, wait. Different Armageddon. Their conversation is interrupted when Parker materializes in the doorway, and after Feeny comments that he never even told Parker about this surgery, the spoon calls Cristina away.
Out in the hall Parker opines that the surgery is a disaster waiting to happen and he wants to give it to someone else, but Cristina refuses. He's baffled, and warns Cristina that there's nothing to gain by working with Feeny. Cristina replies that in fact there is, and then she goes back inside leaving Parker to stew in his jealous juices.