Addison is greeted behind an exam curtain by Adele Webber. Addison wants to know what it is Adele wants her to keep secret from the Chief. Apparently, the Chief's niece, Camille, was at the prom and passed out during sex. As Addison reads "sexual intercourse" off the chart, Adele flutters and pulls the curtain shut again. Camille is played by the rather awesome Tessa Thompson. Camille insists she is fine. "When your Uncle Richard finds out that you were cashing in your V-card, none of us will be fine," Adele snaps. I'm looking into opening up a V-card. I hear they have no annual fee. Camille's prom friends arrive on the scene to chatter and gasp endlessly. Camille's date is also there, looking a bit lost and scared. He hopes Adele isn't going to tell his parents. "I even used a condom and everything," he whispers urgently. Izzie continues to hand-pump Denny. Meredith, responding to George's page, arrives. Cristina walks in, and when they both realize what Izzie did, there's a whole lotta noise. I'm really surprised no one outside the room can hear it. Izzie repeatedly bawls that everything will be fine once Burke arrives. Finally, Cristina manages to tell them that Burke has been shot. More noise and wringing of hands. Izzie doesn't know how to handle this now. Meredith thinks to ask how Cristina is. George mutters that he should have gone to San Diego. Izzie cries that Denny is going to die. More screaming and yelling and arguing. Finally, Meredith -- in the BLANDEST way possible -- tells them all to shut up. I'd say she yelled it, because that's probably what we're supposed to believe -- but her voice level was so anemic, I can't believe it cut through the din. Whatever. I'm sure if Pompeo exerts too much effort to raise her voice, that raisin she had for breakfast will be instantly digested and she'll faint. Meredith insists that no one is leaving and no one is dying. Magical Heart Patient Denny thanks her for that since it was "kinda getting on [his] nerves, all this dyin' talk." Furthermore, he thinks they should all listen to Meredith because it sounds like she has a plan.
Prom Night. Camille's friends are worried that Adele will call Camille's parents and tell them what happened. Adele's not about to do that yet, since Camille's mother is prone to hysterics. Webber arrives, and Adele tells Camille's Prom Date to get lost but fast. He doesn't get it at first, but then he catches sight of Webber and scampers away. After wrongly assuming that Adele is there to see Burke, Webber sees Camille through the examining room door and demands an explanation. Adele starts to babble something about Camille's age and how most girls have already lost "It." Webber stops her right there and asks, "You think I want to picture my baby niece...losing It?!" Adele tells him to calm down as Addison reports that she's stopped the bleeding, but Camille's pelvic exam does concern her. She wants to do an ultrasound. Webber tells Addison that three years ago, Camille was diagnosed with ovarian cancer. They removed one of her ovaries to try and preserve fertility and her check-ups have been clean ever since. Addison looks calmly concerned, but tells them not to worry until they have to. Prom Date stupidly saunters back in, and Webber starts after him. Adele signals Stoopid Prom Date to run. Webber chases him. Adele chases Webber. Promlets look aghast as they cover their glossed lips with corsaged hands.