The Chief is now telling Addison that she's not going to be the next Chief either. When she tells him she needs the job and a reason to stay in Seattle and begs to know why she's not getting it, he tells her gently, "Addison, ABC wants to spin off your character in an attempt to create another successful primetime drama, so you can't be Chief here in Seattle." I mean, he tells her, "That's why. If you need a job to give you a life, you either need a new job, or a new life."

Burke and Derek scrub in, and Derek tells him that he's a lucky man. He expands on the thought, explaining that Cristina is there, sure, and willing to commit. Seriously, I'm just for Meredith and Derek breaking up at this point. Rather than whining, he needs to try and solve his problems -- not just bitch at his girlfriend, but TALK to her -- and if he's not going to do that, just get out. This is so old and tired and he seems to think he's the good guy in the scenario, which I quite disagree with. Sloan comes in and announces that it's T-minus five hours, and gives himself a pat on the back for his own excellent best-man skills. Derek ponders this and tells Burke, "Worst-case scenario, I sleep with your wife in ten years." There's kooky music to accompany all of the silly adultery banter.