Bailey leaves the OR to give "Mr. Hernandez" an update on his son's progress. He's frantic, but relieved that his son is still alive, even though they've had to remove his kidney and a portion of his bowel and, you know, there's still a tree impaling his entire mid-section. Bailey goes back into surgery, and Mr. Hernandez sits back down again. Aw, now I feel bad for the mean jackass.

Joe's Bar. It's the middle of the day, and business is slow. Joe wipes down a counter, then looks up to see Izzie walking in with two huge baskets of muffins. Even in the midst of her incredible grief, she's found time to wrap the muffins lovingly in a pair of decorative towels. It's heartbreaking. Anyway, she looks like shit, like she hasn't slept in days. She tells Joe that she was running out of room and thought maybe he'd like some. She adds flatly she's a good baker, and it nearly does me in. Joe says absolutely, thanks her, and takes the muffins. Aw, Joe. Suddenly, a very drunk Addison stumbles over. "Dr Stevens!" Izzie tells her not to call her "Doctor." Addison plops herself unsteadily onto a barstool and slurs, "Oookay. Please don't call me Mrs. Shepherd. Haaaa! That's funny." Izzie observes that Addison is drunk. Joe agrees. Addison asks Izzie if she knows about the slutty sex her slutty friend had with her super-slutty husband. Izzie tells Addison she should have a muffin -- they're really good, and they'll help. Addison: "I may be beyond help." Izzie: "Yeah. Me too. Don't let her drive, Joe." She walks out. Addison munches on a muffin. (Hee.) That was the worst (best) scene ever.

Cristina watches from outside Burke's room, where her boyfriend and Mama are having a big old time. Meredith passes by with a bag full of muffins and comments, "She's still here." Cristina says she never leaves; she never even pees. "I'm not entirely sure she's human!" Meredith tells her about Finn bringing Izzie lunch, and confides that she's changed her mind, and is now picking Finn. Cristina, again, is all, "Whatever," and THEN says, "You know, I am not selfish!" Heh. She names several reasons she's not selfish, which nobody in the universe buys. Cristina stomps off, and Meredith turns around to witness George flirting with one of the nurses. She asks him if he's still jealous, and George says he's not jealous -- he's just living his life. Uh huh.