Cristina stomps into Nurse Fallon's room and turns on the light. Nurse Fallon wakes up and grumbles at Cristina for her rudeness. Cristina blames her shortness on being on call and not getting any sleep, but Nurse Fallon knows that Cristina would rather be at the hospital than anywhere, in part because Nurse Fallon knows that Cristina has neither boyfriend, girlfriend, nor pet waiting for her at home. Burke is in the doorway and is laughing at the hard time Nurse Fallon is giving Cristina. Cristina tells her that what she has waiting at home is a bed, but Nurse Fallon thinks there are more than enough beds at the hospital. She continues, "I don't feel sorry for you. This is who we are. This is our life." Through all of this, Cristina is giving Burke a series of nasty looks. As she walks out of the room, she asks if she can speak with him.
Cut to George walking down a hallway. We see some male interns excitedly running into the locker room. George sticks his head in, and then Izzie walks up behind him. He tries to block her way into the room, but he thinks he's just continuing their fight and pushes her way past him. As she enters the locker room, the male interns start hooting and hollering at her. The walls are covered with dozens of copies of photos of Izzie in lingerie. Alex is hooting and hollering along with the others, but then he shuts them up and tells them to show some respect for Bethany Whisper. Alex: "I guess they do airbrush out the tattoo, don't they?" Izzie does a slow burn, and then asks Alex if he "really wants to see it." She pulls off her jacket and throws it at Alex, saying, "Let's look at that tattoo up close and personal, shall we?" And then she rips open her shirt and yells out, "And what are these? Oh my God, breasts. How does anybody practice medicine hauling these things around?" She pulls the barrette out of her hair and shakes it out. She pulls off her pants and notes that if she recalls her anatomy correctly, she has some glutes back there. "Let's gather 'round and check out the booty that put Izzie Stevens through med school." She asks Alex, "Have you had enough, or should I continue? Because I have a few more very interesting tattoos." Alex, shamefaced, does not respond. She walks up to him and tells him, "You want to call me 'Dr. Model?' That's fine. Just remember that while you're sitting on two hundred grand of student loans, I'm out of debt." She shoves Alex and storms out of the room (without bothering to get dressed). George offers to take the pix down, but she tells him not to bother. I would just like to point out that she never did show Alex the tattoo.









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