Grey's Anatomy
No Man's Land

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In The Immortal Words Of Neely O'Hara...

Cut to George walking down a hallway. We see some male interns excitedly running into the locker room. George sticks his head in, and then Izzie walks up behind him. He tries to block her way into the room, but he thinks he's just continuing their fight and pushes her way past him. As she enters the locker room, the male interns start hooting and hollering at her. The walls are covered with dozens of copies of photos of Izzie in lingerie. Alex is hooting and hollering along with the others, but then he shuts them up and tells them to show some respect for Bethany Whisper. Alex: "I guess they do airbrush out the tattoo, don't they?" Izzie does a slow burn, and then asks Alex if he "really wants to see it." She pulls off her jacket and throws it at Alex, saying, "Let's look at that tattoo up close and personal, shall we?" And then she rips open her shirt and yells out, "And what are these? Oh my God, breasts. How does anybody practice medicine hauling these things around?" She pulls the barrette out of her hair and shakes it out. She pulls off her pants and notes that if she recalls her anatomy correctly, she has some glutes back there. "Let's gather 'round and check out the booty that put Izzie Stevens through med school." She asks Alex, "Have you had enough, or should I continue? Because I have a few more very interesting tattoos." Alex, shamefaced, does not respond. She walks up to him and tells him, "You want to call me 'Dr. Model?' That's fine. Just remember that while you're sitting on two hundred grand of student loans, I'm out of debt." She shoves Alex and storms out of the room (without bothering to get dressed). George offers to take the pix down, but she tells him not to bother. I would just like to point out that she never did show Alex the tattoo.

McDreamy examines Jorge to determine whether there's any neurological damage. He asks Jorge if he can remember what he had for breakfast on Monday. He can, because his wife makes him the same thing every day (a cheese omelet). I was joking before, but now I am starting to suspect product placement. Or a cheese fetish on the part of one of the show's writers. Husband and wife make cute noises about a cheese omelet being the only thing he likes to eat and the only thing she knows how to cook. McDreamy tells them that things look good, but he still needs an MRI to check for any residual bleeding.

Izzie walks into Creepy Masturbator's room and slaps down one of the copies of her ad. She tells him that the model is who she used to be and a doctor is what she is now, and she expects him to treat her the same as any of the other doctors. He tells her, "I'm sure you're a very good doctor." Izzie: "Then what is your problem?" He tells her that he's a creepy masturbator. Or rather, that he fantasized about Izzie's photos, and that seeing her just reminds him of the fact that he's about to very likely lose his ability to have a normal sex life. He also doesn't want the woman about whom he's fantasized to witness his emasculation.

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