After they leave, Bailey tells Mere to keep an eye on Dory, and not let the hormone changes get the best of her. Izzie says she can do it, but Bailey reminds her that she has Emily's heart surgery with Dr. Burke. Izzie insists she has a relationship with the mother, and Bailey's all, "Uh, why are you arguing with me?" Izzie, who is clearly out of control, continues to argue. Bailey tells her she doesn't know what she's so angry about, but she doesn't care, and to keep it to herself. She addresses the rest of them: "Look, these are preemies, people. They were supposed to have spent another eight weeks in the womb. Just like interns, they're not ready for the real world." The Fools all look sheepish, and Bailey's pager goes off. It's the pit; she directs Cristina to follow her.
In the ambulance bay, Bailey and Cristina walk up just as they're unloading the patient. A paramedic gives them the facts: "Constance Henderson, 40, an inmate at Henderson. Swallowed a razor blade." Excellent! Bailey surmises that Constance, who is being played by a screaming and writhing and maniacal Rosanna Arquette (so..."as herself"?), just wanted a field trip from solitary, and it worked. Cristina asks if she's crazy, and the paramedic answers, "If you call a murderer crazy." Rosanna then crazies at Cristina, "Yeah, BABY, that's what I'm talkin' about! WHEEE!" Okay, then. Credits.