Outside the room, where he maintains he was just trying to prepare them. There's preparing them, and there's taking out your emotions about your kind of creepy ex-sort-of-girlfriend springing a pregnancy on you at your workplace. He tells Addie and Bailey that the baby will be screwed up because his parents are unprepared. "They want to talk about loving each other as if, AS IF that has ANYTHING to do with having the ability to raise a baby! A sick baby!" Bailey will only tell him that right now he's feeling all of his feelings out in the open, and he needs to stuff them back in. Addie points out that it's interesting advice -- what's also interesting is that someone is actually recognizing a blatant metaphor for once. Bailey just tells her not to start.
All this action, and it's only lunchtime. Addie is out enjoying the Seattle sun and Callie walks over to join her. Before she can sit she's stopped by Cristina, who tells her that Hahn is no longer allowed in the apartment. Callie's totally confused and Cristina explains that Hahn is unfair and refuses to teach her. She lists all of the prosperous programs where she was accepted and indignantly squeaks, "And she won't teach me!" All that was missing was a foot stomp. Callie tells her calmly that "Erica" (Yeah, I can't. That sounds too weird. She's "Hahn" to me) is a good listener and that Cristina should tell her how she feels. Has she met Cristina? Or ever witnessed the exchanges between the two? But if she weren't all admiring and glowing, the next scene wouldn't seem quite as natural, would it? Cristina rolls her eyes at the suggestion and answers, "Tell her how I feel? Well, I don't speak Girl." With that she takes off. Callie apologizes and mentions to Addie that she and Cristina are now roommates. Addie doesn't respond, but just seductively takes a bit of potato chip. Well, as seductively as one can take a loud bite of potato chip. Callie wonders what that look is for and Addie asks, "Are you speaking the vagina monologues now?" Oh, ADDISON. Is that the best euphemism you can come up with? Callie is taken aback while Addie reassures her how wonderful she thinks it is, and when Callie asks if she thinks they're a couple because she defended her to Cristina, Addison replies that she thinks they're a couple because they act like a couple. Well, they didn't necessarily before, but she's got something today. Callie giggles nervously and exclaims that she is insane. "I like penis! I mean, I'm a huge, huge fan of penis." And man, do the writers love that they can say "penis" on TV. She declares that Addison has been in L.A. too long. You know, because we assume everyone is gay.