Bailey and Callie join April at Sheila's bedside and give her the good news that she really does just have a bruised tailbone and can go home. They also let her know that her husband will be released in a couple of days and will be fine as well. Sheila thanks them, but when Bailey hands over a baggie with her vajazzles and warns her a little bit condescendingly to stay off the pole, Sheila snaps at her that she just got back from her honeymoon and she should just wait and see what things are like after 45 years of marriage. She just wanted to spice things up and have some sex rather than giving up and sitting in front of the TV for the rest of their lives. Callie assures Sheila that Bailey is sorry, but Bailey glares at her and doesn't look very contrite. Sheila cries that the worst thing is that her husband looked embarrassed for her, and that hurts more than a bruised tailbone. She demands to know if it's wrong to want to celebrate her anniversary with sex, and the other three all quickly assure her it's not to try and hold off a total breakdown.
In the OR, Jackson tells his two interns that he's going to show them how to prep for the somethingorotherthatisn'tMark'splan. Arizona walks in and overhears it, and freaks out since Jackson had told her earlier that he was going with the original plan. Jackson tells her calmly that he was, but he wasn't comfortable doing that. When she challenges that he can't just change his mind during surgery he replies that he didn't; he discussed it with James and his parents and another plastics attending. As she gets increasingly upset he gets mad and announces with finality that Mark isn't there anymore, so he has to do what he thinks is best. He sits down and begins to do just that, while Arizona crosses her arms and pouts.
Callie is musing to Bailey about what might be going on with Sheila and Leonard and when Bailey continues to have no sense of sympathy or humor about the situation she calls her on it, figuring that as a woman just back from her honeymoon she should appreciate an older couple with a healthy sex life. Bailey argues that she does and then stutters a bit before rushing through an anecdote from her honeymoon, during which she had sex... once. It seems Ben wanted to have sex on the beach, so on the first night, they did so. However (and this is something I've always wondered about and the very reason why personally I do not have a burning desire to have sex on a beach or other similar location with lots of granules of stuff that can get stuck in... crevasses) Bailey got sand in her ladyparts which resulted in a nasty infection and sand flea bites on her "boo-tock," as the local doctor called it. Consequently, Bailey has no time for anything other than good old getting nekkid in a nice, fluffy, clean bed. Callie tries to keep a straight face but finally can't help herself and begins to absolutely howl with laughter.













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