Grey's Anatomy
Grey's Anatomy

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Lauren S: B | 146 USERS: B-
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Bailey examines Sheila, who explains that her pole accident came when she tried to execute a "sexy flexy" which does appear to be an actual move, according to the interwebs. Bailey tells her she bruised her tailbone so she must have landed on something hard, but Sheila tells her sadly that she landed on her husband and there was, in fact, nothing hard about him. What I want to know is, why was he standing directly next to the pole where she could fall on him? That's not giving him any kind of sexy nor flexy vantage point and merely makes him a target if something goes unsexy or unflexy, as ultimately happened.

Bailey then goes to see Leonard and takes April with her, telling the story as they walk in. She then leaves to set up a scan and poor farmhand April can't hide her shock at the notion of a scandalous pole-dancing accident. Leonard tells her to take her face right now, and then imagine how he felt. Leonard sounds like a guy who actually could use some more sexy and flexy in his life.

Mere, Cristina and Derek are in the elevator, musing about what they could do with all of their money, while Alex sneers at them from behind. Mere muses about buying a house but this gets upgraded by the others until somehow they are buying multiple football teams. Clearly none of them are actual football fans if they think $15 mil each is going to get them a team. Stick to the houses, kids. Maybe they can pool their money to get Troy Polamalu to be their pool boy for a season. Alex finally can't take all this talk of their buckets of money and gripes as he gets off the elevator that he should have been on the plane. Ah yes, how easy it is to forget that if he'd been on the plane, he might be dead right now, or at least short an appendage.

Jackson's facial reconstruction patient is a teenager named James with a condition that prematurely fused his skull bones together as a kid and resulted in what James calls a "weird-looking face" that is all out of proportion. His mom admonishes him but James seems to be pretty awesomely well-adjusted and at ease with his condition, more than most teenagers would be. Mark had been his doctor for most of his life and he and his parents adored and miss him now, but since they know Jackson was his "guy" they trust him. Jackson throws them for a bit of a loop, though, when he suggests a more radical surgery than what Mark had planned which involves moving all of the bones of James' face forward, rather than just his jaw. He and Stephanie can't help but be flirty as they explain everything, and Leah is not blind and sees the sparks. James' parents seem a little nervous at the idea of a new plan but Jackson explains how James' development went differently from what Mark expected and the family seems open to it. Arizona then comes in and greets them all but when she hears that about the new surgery, she calls him into the hall to "discuss."

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