Meredith is staring at Allison, who is lying in bed, unconscious, with every imaginable tube and wire attached to her body and a bandage around her head. McDreamy comes by to report that they've called every hospital, but so far no one with a bitten member has come in for treatment. She asks if Allison has family, but unfortunately she's all alone. Her parents are deceased and she moved to Seattle just three weeks earlier. "Welcome to the city," McDreamy says. He asks Meredith if she's okay. She gives a really unconvincing no, but escapes further questioning by saying she has to do something and fleeing the room.
It turns out she really meant it -- she follows Burke down the stairs to tell him about Baby Blueberry. He asks if pediatrics called for a consult, and when she says no, he tells her he can't check the baby out without one. "Look, it's not like I'm the chief or something." Thank goodness he's not bitter and is handling this career hiccup maturely.
Izzie tapes up a bandage on another patient as Mrs. Lu silently looks on. The patient she's treating is drunk and finds her hot. Hey, every girl needs a little pick-me-up during the day, right? Mrs. Lu runs up to Izzie and tries to talk to her again, and Izzie finally gets her to sit down and submit to her arm being looked at. She has what appears to be a really deep slice in her arm. As Izzie works on her, Mrs. Lu continues to try and tell her something urgent in Chinese.
Cristina runs into Meredith, sitting downstairs in a chair, guarding the cooler. After a silence, she admits she kissed McDreamy. "I was having a bad day. I am having a bad day." Cristina replies, "So what you do on your bad days: Make out with Dr. McDreamy." Seriously, I'd love it if my bad days involved that. Usually they involve getting bitched out on the phone and giving myself a deep paper cut, or something. Bring on the Hot Doctor Salve for that, please. Meredith tells her, "Well, you know, that and carrying around a penis just makes everything seem so shiny and happy." Fine. TOUCHÃ, Meredith. Is that what you wanted? Cristina mentions hearing about the matching shoes. Meredith wants confirmation that it's weird, but Cristina just thinks it's weird that she cares. As Meredith defends herself, a car screeches up outside the window where they're talking. There's a bang as it hits the curb, and a young man staggers out, his groin entirely covered in blood, and collapses. Meredith calls for security, and as he's taken inside, Bailey comes up and asks what's going on. When she takes a look under the sheet, she orders Meredith to call the Chief "and let him know we've got the rapist."