George is on Kute Kiddie duty today. He's giving the once-over to an adorable little girl with a twitching foot. The parents got her a CT scan several months ago, which showed that their daughter has a minor brain abnormality, but since that time, the twitching has gotten a lot worse. George is pretty damn cute with the little girl as he tells the parents that he's going to go get Dr. Shepherd. "Is he good? This Dr. Shepherd?" asks the mother. "At just about everything," says George. "Including screwing the squinty-eyed goddess I lurve the most. But don't worry! I don't think he sleeps with EVERY woman he comes into contact with! Later!"
We check in with Izzie and Bailey and the Keys of Un-Breaking-Up. They're looking at the films of the keys lodged in the guy's esophagus. "I assume the lady needs her keys to leave this guy's sorry ass behind?" asks Bailey. Izzie says that she does. "Well, help her out!" responds Bailey, about to walk out and leave Izzie to it. Izzie's nervous because he needs a bronchoscopy and she's never done one. "See one, do one, teach one," says Bailey. "Alone?" Izzie asks. She's stunned. She blabbles at Bailey about her vote of confidence in her abilities and how she's worked so hard and blabbedy blabbedy boo. Bailey: "Izzie? Go." Hee. Meredith intercepts Bailey and tells her that she did all the tasks assigned to her, including checking on Claire. Unfortunately, Claire is suffering from a high fever and has peritoneal signs. Cristina shuffles by, and Bailey asks her if she's okay; she just says she's on her way back to the clinic and gives a wan thumbs up.
Meredith goes on to say that she thinks Claire had some illegal surgery done in Mexico because she has four laparoscopic scars on her abdomen and won't say where they're from. The parents are clueless. Mere states that she ordered a CT scan for the girl and Bailey says that while she's waiting for the results from the scan, she should check on some guy's charts, document some EKGs and X-rays, mop the cafeteria, wash her car, pick up her dry cleaning and walk the dog because, apparently, Bailey enjoys torturing Meredith for sleeping with her boss.