April and Smash are back at the reception and she brings him a drink and tells him happily that this is what a great night in the ER looks like. She wants to celebrate by getting "stupid drunk" and dancing, which Smash seems to think means, "Make sweet love to my subordinate." He cuts her off to try and gently let her down because he doesn't want to sleep with her and endanger his spot in this prestigious medical program. April is absolutely horrified that the thought of her coming on to him ever crossed his mind and points out that all of those things he took as flirting were just her being nice. I mean, come on, Smash. She's worried that he feels sexually harassed, and he immediately assures her that it's not that at all. Now that this is the most uncomfortable wedding not-date ever, April drains her glass of wine in an effort to get over that awkward conversation.
Things are rather less awkward between Jackson and Stephanie, who have moved to the backseat and fogged up the windows. When he pulls his shirt off, Stephanie can't help but exclaim at his God-like physique and he thinks maybe she wants him to put it back on. She assures him that, actually, he should never put it back on. I second that.
Alex is having a grand time raiding the minibar in their stolen hotel room while Princess tries on the hotel bathrobe and declares it to be as soft as a polar bear. That makes me think it's really thick and a little bit scratchy, but maybe she's had the chance to nuzzle one and knows more than I do. The door opens and a guy sticks his head in, telling them he's pretty sure this is his room. But Princess grabs something from the table and throws it at him so he runs away and the two of them crack up. I maintain fully that she is THE WORST. And she's totally dragging Alex down with her. And also, shouldn't they get out of there since it's going to take exactly two minutes for Jordan Whoever to prove that it really is his room?