Meanwhile, George is racing to the lab to get the results of his blood test. He takes one look at the results and sighs when he realizes that they confirm that he has one hefty case of crotch rot. Izzie blows in and drops something off at the lab and then shoves her way into George's personal hell again. She RIPS the lab results out of his hand and reads them aloud. "Syphilis? That's not surgical. Who has syphilis?" God, she bugs the hell out of me in Season One. They're all a little annoying in Season One, which is the nature of characters you're just getting to know, but she is, by far, the one who bugs me the most. George grabs her and pulls her into an office and, Izzie practically shouts, "YOU HAVE SYPHILIS?" George shushes her and shuts the blinds and the door and tells Izzie that he doesn't know how this happened. "Of course you do," says Izzie. "Wow, Olivia must really be getting around." "She's not like that!" says George. "It's the new millennium, George," says Izzie. "The only people that aren't like that are the Amish. And, apparently, you." Hee. "Maybe I been sleeping around," says George. "Maybe I got ladies." HAHAHAHA. Izzie smirks at him. "Shut up!" says George.
He wonders what he's going to do and Izzie just tells him to knock it out with some penicillin, like everyone else does. But what is he going to do about Olivia? Izzie's all, well, not screwing her anymore might be a good idea. She then tells George that if Olivia gave it to him, he has to tell her. George hisses at Izzie that she has now trash-talked the woman he could... potentially like a whole lot THREE times. "Fine!" says Izzie. "She didn't give it to you! She was a virgin when you met." He still has to tell her so Olivia can get tested. "Oh, yeah?" says George. "How? How am I gonna tell her? 'Hey, Olivia! How you doing? By the way, I got the syph. How 'bout you?'" Hee. Izzie just laughs at him and George leaves, potentially to go soak his John Thomas in bleach.
Back with the Chief and his Surgery of Ineptitude, a nurse hands him a retractor, only to have him drop it on the floor. The nurse apologizes, but the Chief says it wasn't her fault. He steps back and tells Bailey to finish the surgery. Bailey's all, uh, t-t-thank you, C-C-Chief! I appreciate the--hey! Where ya goin'? The Chief removes his gloves and leaves the room. Mere shoots Dere a look and he returns it with a concerned look of his own.