Over at the phone, Coco's talking to her mom about the magazine. Again, I am NOT writing about this three-second phone scene, because it's just plain stupid. Or maybe I just don't like Courtney. It doesn't really matter, does it? The scene doesn't further the action. It only re-establishes Coco's humiliation. Moving on again...

Coco hangs up the phone and turns around. Hairless is RIGHTTHERE. Sometimes he is ultra-creepy. This is one of those times. "Mommy trouble?" he slimily asks. Coco doesn't respond. Hairless then says that he knows what she's going through, and shamelessly lifts Johnny's secret underwear model story to endear himself to her. He hugs her, and this expression of bliss comes over his face. Has he NEVER noticed that Courtney has breasts? Has EVERYONE been blind to this fact? For God's sake! The woman wears tighter tops then Dolly Parton on a daily basis! Please!

Out on the lot, Dave comes around a corner and sees Schmarce walking toward her trailer. He readies himself for the scene that's been playing in his head all day, but never gets a chance because Hunter exits her trailer and pulls Schmarce inside.

Inside Hunter's trailer, Hunter sits down at her computer and says, "Listen to what I found on my computer: 'I know you're a big TV star and I'm just a stand-in, but whenever I'm with you, I feel like we're two people connecting. [Pause.] You're all I think about. [Look down at feet.] Anyway, maybe we could go out sometime; go to the beach, pack a picnic and watch the sunset. Do you eat tuna?'" Oh, Lord. Schmarce asks who this is from. Hunter informs her that it's Dave. Schmarce can't believe it. Hunter's face is aglow with self-worship. "Dave is totally in love with me," she says. Schmarce makes a mental note to procure battery acid as soon as possible and accidentally on purpose drop it on Hunter's head.

We return from commercial, and I think it's the following day. Dave's busy washing Hunter's car as Hunter and Schmarce approach. I wish I could pay more attention to the following scene, but Schmarce is wearing a pair of new jeans with the cuffs rolled up to her navel, and her hairstylist has unfortunately been privy to the last season of Sex and the City wherein Carrie sports a selection of lame Princess Leia hair-don'ts. At this current moment, Schmarce has two tightly wound buns sticking out from the top of her head that make her look like a troll character from Lord of the Rings. I'm doing my best not to let it distract me from the action at hand. Hunter walks up to Dave with her flirt-o-meter in overdrive and says, "I love your bucket." Schmarce pulls her off as Hunter says, "Maybe we can split a can of tuna!" Dave, even though he wrote the infamous seduction scene, has no idea what she's on about.