So the boys walk over to a table to eat, with Dave carrying both his AND Johnny's trays. Can we stop this stupid Dave the Lackey thing already? PLEASE? Drop the tray, Dave. DROP IT. Anyway, Dave wants to see this fan's picture, but Dickless informs him that it's an essay contest so there aren't pictures. Oh, I get it. It's a "Win a Date with Dickless" essay contest. Ohhhhh. And here I value myself for my hard-won intellect. It took me almost thirty seconds to figure this one out. Hairless tells Dickless that he participated in a "Win a Date with Quentin" contest once, and that the winner was "sooo hot." He says that the "farm animals" are usually weeded out of these contest things. Dickless asks Hairless how old this contestant was. "Fourteen," Hairless leers. "DUDE!" says Dave, practically throwing up his mac 'n' cheese. "Please tell me you didn't!" "Nah," Hairless responds sadly. "They send a chaperone along so nothing happens." Hairless quickly realizes what that sounds like. "Not that I would have, I mean, with a fourteen-year-old. We're keeping in touch, though. She's not gonna be fourteen forever." All right, all right. We get it. Quentin's a sleaze. First he's screwing Hunter's mother, then he's trying to screw Shawn Shapiro, now he's talking about waiting until some hot fourteen-year-old is LEGAL?! The hell? Like any man with Quentin's male pattern balding would be getting this much play. As if.

Courtney comes up with Señor Stinky and introduces him to the boys as "Deegan." Don't care. He's Señor Stinky to me. Johnny stands up and shakes Señor Stinky's hand and tells him that he's a lucky guy. "I'd say we're both lucky," says Señor Stinky. Courtney bills and coos and kisses him, and I stick my finger down my throat and thank my lucky stars that Hank4 would do the same if confronted with the same sickening PDA. Hank4 rules.

So Hairless wants to know if Courtney told Señor Stinky about their little scene that afternoon. It would seem that Hairless/Stone and Courtney/Laura share a little forbidden lip lock in the hall or something. Señor Stinky sort of acts pissed and wonders aloud about Stone's already existing girlfriend. "Right, that would be Laura's first cousin Becky. But now we're starting to get it on behind her back." ENOUGH WITH SLEAZY HAIRLESS. Señor Stinky replies, "Well, that's pretty reprehensible." Ooooh. Big words for such a small-dicked man. "Yeah, well, it's TV," quips Hairless. Dave and Johnny look at each other confusedly. The cartoon bubble above Dave's head reads, "Reprehensible? The guy's wearing a Paul-Newman-in-Color of Money cashmere v-necked sweater. Let's just talk about how reprehensible THAT is." The cartoon bubble above Johnny's head reads, "What the hell does 'reprehensible' mean?"