Quentin: You know, you're not very pretty when you're desperate, Hunter.
Hunter: What's that supposed to mean?
Quentin: Telling Courtney I had herpes...you think I was born yesterday?
Hunter: No. I think you were born in the sixties. Should I leak it to the press?
Quentin: You do, and I'll tell them about the crabs.
Hunter: It was head lice. From a sleeping bag.
Quentin: How many people were in the sleeping bag with you?
Hunter: I can't remember. But I do know that they all had their own hair.
Quentin: I am so glad they are breaking us up.
Hunter: Not as glad as I am. Every time I kiss you I think I deserve an Emmy.
Quentin: And every time I kiss you I think, "Why can't I kiss a girl with breasts?"
BWA HA HA HA. And triple BWA HA HA HA.
Then Richard's makeup artist is singing "Que Sera Sera," and before I can toss my cookies all over my IKEA desktop, Tori2 walks up to Johnny and tells him that she signed up for karaoke later and wants to know if Johnny will join her. (Um. Karaoke? In the hottest club in town? I'm sorry. I don't think so. ["Hey, if Gwyneth's doing it..." -- Sars]) Johnny declines apathetically and rather insensitively. Tori2 says, "Okay, maybe another time," and dejectedly wanders off in search of her everlasting soul.
Near the sushi table, Rob and Hope are partaking of the California rolls when the scary network woman approaches. Hope shoves an entire spicy tuna roll into her mouth just when network-monster might kiss her. Networkateria says that the kissing scene between Quentin and Courtney made everyone uncomfortable at the network. Rob and Hope defend the scene, saying that the chemistry was really hot and that they'll find another take, if that will suffice. "Mm, no," says Networkateria, "it's just not working for us. Bottom line: Stone and Becky are not breaking up." Hope practically chokes up sticky-rice right into her again-readily-apparent cleavage and says, "That was our whole story arc, for sweeps. What're we gonna do now?" Networkateria says that they have some thoughts, but that this is a party and they should have fun. She then kisses Rob on the cheek and, for some reason unknown, manages to land a kiss smack-dab on Hope's mouth. They both look disconcerted for a moment, and then Networkateria stalks off and Hope wipes off her smudged lipstick. Fortunately, this little scene has saved Rob from a trip to the video store.
Meanwhile, back in "I'm a Loser-Land"...Tori2 is on the phone, trying to order an emergency stash of pizza. At the bar, Rob and Hope pass Hunter and inform her that "Stone" and "Becky" will not be breaking up, and doesn't that make Hunter happy? Hunter informs them that the one thing that would truly make her happy is if "Stone" is hit by a bus and his head comes off right away and his body is dragged for, like, a block. Then she stalks off.