http://www.televisionwithoutpity.com/ en Copyright 2009 Mon, 02 Jul 2001 23:00:00 -0500 http://www.sixapart.com/movabletype/ http://www.rssboard.org/rss-specification The Robin Schiff Interview: GP gets honest about cancellation, future shows, and blowjobs.]]> http://www.televisionwithoutpity.com/show/grosse_pointe/the_robin_schiff_interview.php http://www.televisionwithoutpity.com/show/grosse_pointe/the_robin_schiff_interview.php Mon, 02 Jul 2001 23:00:00 -0500 My Best Friend's Wedding: Unless you're Hunter and you're marrying Dweezil Zappa after knowing him for less time than it takes to say "Moon Unit." Dave gets a part on the show (for about ten minutes) that lets him stretch his acting wings AND lay a long wet one on Schmarce. Clueless exhibits his woody for the Barracuda's paid-in-full celeb bridesmaid, Elizabeth Berkley, only to toss her snide butt onto the side of the road when she gets all lippy with him. And, brace yourselves, Dave and Schmarce kinda sorta almost get together. Oh, except for that whole "get together" part. http://www.televisionwithoutpity.com/show/grosse_pointe/my_best_friends_wedding_1.php http://www.televisionwithoutpity.com/show/grosse_pointe/my_best_friends_wedding_1.php Sat, 24 Feb 2001 22:00:00 -0500 Passion Fish: After many man-less months, Schmarce is willing to consider a little girl-on-girl action with celebrity guest star Sarah Michelle Gellar. Rob and Kevin further their symbiotic relationship when, every time Kevin opens his mouth, his words show up in Rob's scripts. Hairless manages to knock an old lady down with his car, and then skirts responsibility for it when she doesn't realize he's the one who hit her; his actions make Coco toss her hair and roll her eyeballs more than usual. http://www.televisionwithoutpity.com/show/grosse_pointe/passion_fish.php http://www.televisionwithoutpity.com/show/grosse_pointe/passion_fish.php Sat, 17 Feb 2001 22:00:00 -0500 Opposite Of Sex: GP episode. Oh, and he also stars in it as himself. As a sex addict. Go figure. Hairless is caught with his pants down, literally, and has to attend "Sex Obsessives Anonymous" classes, along with Jason P. Johnny's brother invents a really cheesy Grosse Pointe pinball machine that has a ball shooting out of Becky's butt, which pleases the Barracuda none too much. And Schmarce's character Kim, still in a coma, gets her plug pulled. And not in the good way.]]> http://www.televisionwithoutpity.com/show/grosse_pointe/opposite_of_sex.php http://www.televisionwithoutpity.com/show/grosse_pointe/opposite_of_sex.php Thu, 15 Feb 2001 22:00:00 -0500 The End Of The Affair: And so does Rob's bathroom. Kristin Davis makes an appearance as herself and as the object of Rob's bathroom fantasies. Too bad Kev just took a dump in there. Hunter gives Dave a sparkling new Porsche as payment for making him sleep with her. Too bad Dave just dumped her. Johnny has to somehow come up with a bucket of tears for an upcoming scene. Too bad he just...oh, forget it. http://www.televisionwithoutpity.com/show/grosse_pointe/the_end_of_the_affair.php http://www.televisionwithoutpity.com/show/grosse_pointe/the_end_of_the_affair.php Sat, 10 Feb 2001 22:00:00 -0500 Secrets And Lies: Hunter and Dave's "relationship" continues past the initial post-coital phase. Schmarce discovers religion and a smoldering Jewish ICM agent. Hairless considers an age transplant when his Big Thirty looms. Coco berates Dickless for being brainless while Dickless just stares at her ass. http://www.televisionwithoutpity.com/show/grosse_pointe/secrets_and_lies_4.php http://www.televisionwithoutpity.com/show/grosse_pointe/secrets_and_lies_4.php Sat, 20 Jan 2001 22:00:00 -0500 Barenaked In America: Three's Company, wherein there's some sort of "misunderstanding" that leads to "confusion" and "hilarity." Oh, and Dave and Hunter mack-daddy in Hunter's trailer, which prompts me to down three Xanax in an effort to soothe my troubled soul.]]> http://www.televisionwithoutpity.com/show/grosse_pointe/barenaked_in_america.php http://www.televisionwithoutpity.com/show/grosse_pointe/barenaked_in_america.php Fri, 12 Jan 2001 22:00:00 -0500 Star Wars: GP. No chance. Schmarce tries to tarnish her nice-girl image by potentially bedding a panty-nabbing guest star. Courtney's big in Japan. Apparently, so are her tits.]]> http://www.televisionwithoutpity.com/show/grosse_pointe/star_wars.php http://www.televisionwithoutpity.com/show/grosse_pointe/star_wars.php Thu, 04 Jan 2001 22:00:00 -0500 Puppet Master: An uppity Brit guest director breaks in on the tenuous relationship between Hunter and Courtney. Hunter and Courtney go at it in a network-sanctioned chick fight. Let the fur fly! http://www.televisionwithoutpity.com/show/grosse_pointe/puppet_master.php http://www.televisionwithoutpity.com/show/grosse_pointe/puppet_master.php Wed, 29 Nov 2000 22:00:00 -0500 Boys On The Side: Courtney's trophy-scion of a boyfriend makes an appearance in Hollywood and turns out to be a complete and utter asshole. Johnny finally meets his BIGGEST fan, who turns out to be a very short and very gay boy. Johnny begins the show by being his usual idiot-tron self and turns out to be not only human, but kind of sweet. Marcy turns out to be still stupidly attached to Johnny and completely clueless about Dave. Dave, meanwhile considers his future as Johnny's errand-boy and decides that being Hunter's errand-boy has its perks. http://www.televisionwithoutpity.com/show/grosse_pointe/boys_on_the_side.php http://www.televisionwithoutpity.com/show/grosse_pointe/boys_on_the_side.php Fri, 24 Nov 2000 22:00:00 -0500 Satisfaction: Hope's cleavage surrogate, an annoying woman named Shawn, joins the producing team and tries to steer the show in the direction of male nudity and female pleasure. In response, Rob shoves baked good after baked good into his big-mouthed-bass pie-hole. Tori2 ponders her future as a woman who's never acheived an O face. Dave gets a near-break when Shawn offers him a small role on the show. Dave then suffers from guest-star-us interruptus when the aforementioned Shawn gets the axe. Poor Dave. Here, just rest your spikey head upon my breasts... http://www.televisionwithoutpity.com/show/grosse_pointe/satisfaction.php http://www.televisionwithoutpity.com/show/grosse_pointe/satisfaction.php Fri, 17 Nov 2000 22:00:00 -0500 Sleeping With The Enemy: Hunter and Tori2 teach Gwen a lesson about celebrity wardrobes. Hint: It's not Velcro or glue. http://www.televisionwithoutpity.com/show/grosse_pointe/sleeping_with_the_enemy.php http://www.televisionwithoutpity.com/show/grosse_pointe/sleeping_with_the_enemy.php Sun, 05 Nov 2000 22:00:00 -0500 Mommie Dearest: Quentin works closely with Hunter's mom and has to batten down his hatches. Courtney shows us her religious, violently competitive side. http://www.televisionwithoutpity.com/show/grosse_pointe/mommie_dearest.php http://www.televisionwithoutpity.com/show/grosse_pointe/mommie_dearest.php Sat, 28 Oct 2000 23:00:00 -0500 Halloween: Rob is telling the soon-to-be absent Hope that if Quentin doesn't mind being thrown headfirst into a locker, then he (Rob) doesn't mind seeing it. Guess Hairless is doing his own stunts for this shindig, eh? http://www.televisionwithoutpity.com/show/grosse_pointe/halloween_1.php http://www.televisionwithoutpity.com/show/grosse_pointe/halloween_1.php Thu, 19 Oct 2000 23:00:00 -0500 Devil In A Blue Dress: Wasn't "Laura" making it with "Stone" last week? The hell? One week she's the adorable West Virginian cousin, the next she's a slutty vixen, the next she's all dewy-eyed and pro-Becky? http://www.televisionwithoutpity.com/show/grosse_pointe/devil_in_a_blue_dress.php http://www.televisionwithoutpity.com/show/grosse_pointe/devil_in_a_blue_dress.php Thu, 12 Oct 2000 23:00:00 -0500 Prelude To A Kiss: Johnny is actually being eloquent, something that I just KNOW he isn't on a regular basis. So, anyway, Johnny says to Tori2, "My heart is a house. And you are the living room. Because you are where I live." Wait. Did I just say "eloquent"? Pardon me. I meant "cheeze-whizzy." http://www.televisionwithoutpity.com/show/grosse_pointe/prelude_to_a_kiss.php http://www.televisionwithoutpity.com/show/grosse_pointe/prelude_to_a_kiss.php Thu, 05 Oct 2000 23:00:00 -0500 Thieves Like Us: Hunter, true to form, quips, "Why doesn't he just ask her to play with herself? At least then she'd look more natural." Wheee. I can clearly see that Hunter's going to make this ep a bona fide winner. http://www.televisionwithoutpity.com/show/grosse_pointe/thieves_like_us.php http://www.televisionwithoutpity.com/show/grosse_pointe/thieves_like_us.php Thu, 28 Sep 2000 23:00:00 -0500 Pilot: I'm digging that the WB puts up a warning that this show is recommended for their teen and adult audience. No. Really? http://www.televisionwithoutpity.com/show/grosse_pointe/pilot_30.php http://www.televisionwithoutpity.com/show/grosse_pointe/pilot_30.php Thu, 21 Sep 2000 23:00:00 -0500