Grosse Pointe
Grosse Pointe

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Erin: D | 324 USERS: C+
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It's Called A Vibrator, Honey. Look It Up.

Tori2 slowly stands up and delivers a statement that might very well promote her to Marcy in my books. She tells Shapiro that just because girls are exploited, doesn't make it right when boys are. Shapiro tells her to stay out of it. Tori 2 says, "No. And I'm not doing that bedroom scene either. It puts too much pressure on teenage girls if they've never had one." I don't really get that argument, nor the one that follows, but I like the spunk that Tori2's showing. You go, girl. Hunter interrupts and says that she's willing to have "Becky" have her first orgasm, if it'll make things easier. Hairless gets pissy and stands up. "I'm tellin' you, lady," he shouts, "you've had one!" Heh. Shapiro loses touch with reality and tells everyone to shut the hell up. She orders Johnny back up onto the pedestal. "We are doing this scene and then Kim is having her orgasm and that is THE END OF IT," Shawn "Call Me Leni Riefenstahl" Shapiro screeches.

Joan sees this little episode and whispers to Rob that he was right, Shapiro's totally out of control. Joan asks to speak to Shapiro alone, and it's pretty clear that she's going to get shit-canned. Whatever. Dickless thanks Tori2 for standing up for him. Tori2, having raised her voice above a squeak for the first time since the doctor smacked her ass, is suddenly drunk with power. "God!" she says, "I feel great! I should yell at people more often!" "You think this is good," says Hunter, "wait 'til you have an orgasm." Oh, shut up, Hunter. Don't burst Tori2's bubble.

The shooting day ends and Tori2's on her way to her car. Courtney runs out and hands Tori2 a present, saying it's a surprise. Of course, the bigger surprise is that Courtney's wearing the most hideous Mexican nightmare of a top and a pair of jeans that are apparently being held up by sheer will power. Oh, and a skinny strap of leather. That's a good look, Court. Keep it up.

Grosse Pointe

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