From her post against the wall, Tori2 expresses surprise at Hunter's behavior. Hunter plays it all off, saying that Quentin broke up with Helena and that she and Quentin are now a couple. "Stand up straight. You're starting to wrinkle," she adds before going back to her seat. Tori2 hauls herself back into a vertical position as the theater lights dim. Everyone applauds at the ridiculous opening scene of Johnny running down the street in his fedora.

Some time during the middle of the movie, Quentin murmurs to Hunter that he booked a suite at the Mondrian so their first time would be special. She pretends to be excited. Dave glares at the screen, shaking his head in disgust. Johnny shushes Quentin, who is kissing Hunter too noisily. On the big screen, a villain yells, "That bag of fleas just pissed on my leg!" Johnny cracks up, and Courtney smiles politely. Weary Tori2 sits down, causing a loud rip. She gasps and puts a hand over a breast. In the movie, the dog gets shot. Johnny tears up as he watches, and Courtney comforts him. Onscreen, Johnny screams, "No-o-o!" as the camera pulls back overhead in satirical homage to that classic scene from some movie or other. Courtney hugs Johnny, who takes the opportunity to slobber on her breasts. The lights come up and Courtney stalks out, furious. Johnny follows, barely acknowledging Tori2's compliment on his performance. Dave walks up, scoffing about Johnny's crappadelic acting. Tori2 begs him for his jacket. "I'm not wearing any underwear and if I stand up, I'll be naked!" she says. She puts on his jacket and stands, catching her dress as it pools around her ankles. Dave manages to smile instead of laughing his ass off.