On the set, Kristin and Coco are entering what appears to be a bordello. Coco's wearing yet another Frederick's of Hollywood nightmare. I've seen better lingerie at the Bondage Boutique, people. And yet another moving violation ticketed by the Fashion Police for the granny pants. What is UP with those? They make poor Coco's legs look like tree stumps, and she's got nice legs! Way to take a perfectly good-looking girl and pee all over her. And, um, I'm a big fan of Kristin Davis and Sex and the City but, uh, WHAT IN THE HELL IS SHE WEARING? Shimmering leopard fabric stretched over her body like Saran Wrap? Her ass looks bigger than Hunter's in this thing! I think the costume department should be arrested and thrown into solitary confinement. These fashion disasters aren't anywhere near the floopy lapel flowers and kitten-heels-with-shorts fiascos that come to us courtesy of SATC, but they're damn near it.
Someone, ostensibly the costumer (but not the REAL costumer, so I can't really get angry with her because, you know, she's just an actress PLAYING the costumer and stuff), is taking pictures of Kristin and Coco for the show log. Rob sees this and jumps into a shot, putting his arm around Kristin. Ew. One woman's ookiness is another woman's joy, I guess, because Kristin's still kind of digging it. Right.
They shoot the scene, and it's really not worth mentioning. I don't mean that it sucks or anything, but it's really cheesy and lame and the acting is really bad, which I'm assuming it's supposed to be because, you know, the show within a show is BAD ACTING CENTRAL, but, you know, I don't have to write about it if I really don't want to, and I don't, so I'm not going to. So there. Suffice it to say that Kristin Davis is a madam and she wants Coco's character "Laura" to move on from stripping to the far more lucrative hooking.
Rob's watching this scene on the monitor as Hairless comes up and says, "Whoo. Kristin Davis?! I'd like to have sex in HER city." God. Wasn't there a past episode where Quentin was getting laid all the time and moving in on Rob's territory? Where are these women who would sleep with someone this annoying and dumb? I really, REALLY want to meet them. Rob warns Hairless to stay away from Kristin. Hairless tells Rob that it's time for him to use his position to get a little play. Rob's convinced that Kristin has a boyfriend. Trusty news reporter Hairless informs him that Kristin's free as a bird; she said so on Letterman. The hamster wheels in Rob's head start spinning...