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11-20 Weecap |
The Degree of Dan DifficultySeason 11: Two Chefs Compete/Winner Chosen - Remember when Dan was kicked off the show and stopped ruining it? Poor Mary. Her fate was sealed as soon as he got back in the kitchen. |
07.28.2013 | B- |
Daniel |
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11-19 Weecap |
There’s No Accounting for Taste It, Now Make ItFour Chefs Compete - After putting their palates to the test, the remaining cheftestants have to run the pass while Andi does things like injecting the Wellington with e. coli to see how their quality control is. |
07.18.2013 07.19.2013 |
B+ |
Daniel |
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11-18 Weecap |
Burger TimeFive Chefs Compete, Part Three of Three - Remember last time, when the five remaining chefs showed why they deserve the black jackets? Not so much with that anymore. |
07.11.2013 07.12.2013 |
B- |
Daniel |
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11-17 Weecap |
You’re All Winners, In The Loosest Possible Sense Of The WordFive Chefs Compete, Part Two of Three - The five remaining chefs take on a team of past winners, giving the former champs one last shot of glory before they continue their slide from pop-culture consciousness. |
06.27.2013 06.28.2013 |
C |
Daniel |
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11-16 Weecap |
Ramsay Arranges a Meeting With the Five FamiliesFive Chefs Compete, Part 1 of 3 - Black jackets are handed out! Ramsay lied when he said only four would get them. We’re down to five contestants left, so that means, what, only twelve more episodes to go? |
06.20.2013 06.21.2013 |
C- |
Daniel |
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11-15 Weecap |
Ja'Nel Gives 'Em HellSeason 11 – Six Chefs Compete - With Zach being eliminated, the position of Chief Egomaniac is vacant, and Susan's making a big play for it. |
06.13.2013 06.14.2013 |
B |
Daniel |
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11-14 Weecap |
Tony, Tony, TonySeason 11 – Seven Chefs Compete Part 2 - How disastrous has the Blue team been this year? We're at the point where contestants are arguing they should stay because they've managed to last this long on such a terrible team, and it's kind of a compelling argument. |
06.06.2013 06.07.2013 |
B- |
Daniel |
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11-13 Weecap |
The Ice So Nice They Carried it TwiceSeven Chefs Compete, Part 1 - Anthony’s swirling around the drain as Ramsay gives the remaining chefs an individual challenge. |
05.30.2013 05.31.2013 |
C |
Daniel |
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11-12 Weecap |
There’s No 'Nedra' In 'Team'Eight Chefs Compete - Nedra goes out in a blaze of profane glory. |
05.23.2013 05.24.2013 |
B |
Daniel |
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11-11 Weecap |
Michael, If This Is a Lecture on How We're All Supposed to Whatever and Blah-blah-blah…Season 11 – 9 Chefs Compete - Oh, Michael. Your exit was so pedestrian. |
05.14.2013 05.15.2013 |
B- |
Daniel |
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11-10 Weecap |
Burn After Feeding10 Chefs Compete - Honestly, if national security means depending on the Hell's Kitchen crew to feed the military, start preparing for the nuclear winter right now. |
05.13.2013 05.14.2013 |
C+ |
Daniel |
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11-9 Weecap |
I'm Going to Take You by Surprise and Tell You I Despiiiise… AmandaSeason 11 – 12 Chefs Compete - It's that special time in a girl's life when she becomes a young woman, and who better to share that with than a Scottish chef cursing out his inept kitchen staff? |
05.07.2013 05.08.2013 |
C+ |
Daniel |
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11-7 Weecap |
Steak Me Home TonightSeason 11 – 13 Chefs Compete - This time next week, we're not going to remember Jacqueline even existed. |
05.01.2013 05.06.2013 |
B |
Daniel |
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11-7 Weecap |
Today Ramsay Settled All Family Business, So Don't Tell Him You're Innocent, Barret14 Chefs Compete - Dan's riding high after being praised by Ramsay, and grinds his teammates' noses in it. In retrospect, perhaps a different approach would have been wiser. |
04.23.2013 04.24.2013 |
B- |
Daniel |
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11-6 Weecap |
Dan the Caucasian AsianSeason 11: 15 Chefs Compete - Ramsay puts four chefs on probation, which is so super-scary that they get their jackets back immediately after doing one thing right. |
04.16.2013 04.17.2013 |
B- |
Daniel |
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11-5 Weecap |
Ray of SunshineSeason 11 – 16 Chefs Compete, Part 2 - Jeremy gets sent home for being useless and possibly a danger to himself and others. And after a disastrous dinner service, we're expected to believe Ramsay might send four chefs home at once. |
09.18.2013 04.10.2013 |
C+ |
Daniel |
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11-4 Weecap |
Slaves to the Grind16 Chefs Compete, Part 1 - Jeremy collapses due to the exertion of the punishment handed out when Blue loses another challenge, and then visits the most irresponsible doctor in America, apparently. |
04.02.2013 04.04.2013 |
C- |
Daniel |
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11-3 Weecap |
I Feel Like Salmonella Tonight, Like Salmonella TonightSeason 11: 17 Chefs Compete - Blue team wins its first dinner service, by virtue of stinking less than Red. Jacqueline almost kills a person! (A diner, and not someone who deserves it, like Dan.) |
03.26.2013 03.27.2013 |
B |
Daniel |
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11-2 Weecap |
Lobster? Hardly Know ‘Er!19 Chefs Compete - The Red team, not content to enjoy a victory, snipe at each other to the extent that Gina just winds up quitting. We fail to see the downside. |
03.19.2013 03.20.2013 |
B- |
Daniel |
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11-1/2 Weecap |
20 Chefs Compete20 Chefs Compete - One day, cheftestants will arrive in Hell's Kitchen already knowing how to make scallops, risotto and Wellington. That day is not today. |
03.12.2013 03.13.2013 |
B- |
Daniel |
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10-20 Weecap |
Hard to HandleThe Winner Is Chosen - Justin wrangles Clemenza as best he can, but Christina's got a higher degree of difficulty with Robyn on her team. Plus even Dana lets her down. But in the end, it's Christina who walks through victor's door to win the Vegas job. |
09.10.2012 09.11.2012 |
B+ |
Daniel |
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10-19 Weecap |
We Paid to See Penn and Teller, Dammit2 Chefs Compete - Ramsay cuts Dana, so Justin and Christina lounge around Vegas for a long time and then pick their teams for the final dinner service. |
09.04.2012 09.04.2012 |
C+ |
Daniel |
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10-18 Weecap |
Time to Kick Some PassSeason 10, 4 Chefs Compete - We get the profit-margin challenge and the chefs take turns running the pass. We don't find out who's going to be in the final, but we do know Barbie ain't one of them. |
08.27.2012 08.28.2012 |
B+ |
Daniel |
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10-17 Weecap |
Now That's a Crappy Meatball!5 Chefs Compete - Time runs out for Clemenza, because if the Italian can't make chicken parm and screws up Italian Night, you probably don't want him leading your kitchen. |
08.21.2012 08.22.2012 |
B- |
Daniel |
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10-16 Weecap |
Back in Black6 Chefs Compete - Returning chefs come back, hoping not to seem like losers anymore. Fortunately for them: Robyn. |
08.13.2012 08.14.2012 |
B+ |
Daniel |
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10-15 Weecap |
Fifty Shades of Risotto7 Chefs Compete - With the black jackets on the line, Red steps up and Blue falls apart. |
07.24.2012 07.25.2012 |
B+ |
Daniel |
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10-14 Weecap |
Southern Discomfort7 Chefs Compete - Both teams stink more than ever before. Nice work, dummies. |
07.23.2012 07.24.2012 |
A+ |
Montykins |
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10-13 Weecap |
Screw Your Courage to the [BLEEP]ing Post8 Chefs Compete - The chefs are unable to cook their own dishes, which is, of course, everybody's fault but their own. |
07.17.2012 07.18.2012 |
B+ |
Montykins |
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10-12 Weecap |
No Accounting for Taste9 Chefs Compete - Justin gets the first every perfect score in the taste-test, and the teams compete to see who can create the least gross menu. |
07.16.2012 07.17.2012 |
C+ |
Daniel |
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10-11 Weecap |
Contend It Like Beckham10 Chefs Compete - Red shines when a dashing footballer shows up to sit at their chef's table, while Blue is so terrible that even Tiffany feels superior. |
07.09.2012 07.10.2012 |
B- |
Daniel |
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10-10 Weecap |
Burns, Baby, Burns11 Chefs Compete, Part 2 - Kimmie and Robyn come close to blows, and Red completely falls apart. And Blue STILL can't beat them. |
07.03.2012 07.04.2012 |
B- |
Daniel |
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10-9 Weecap |
Burns, Baby, Burns11 Chefs Compete, Part 1 - Everyone hates everyone else and no one is eliminated. |
07.02.2012 07.03.2012 |
C- |
Daniel |
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10-8 Weecap |
Things Fall Apart12 Chefs Compete - Royce's "hair and lobster crap" fusion dish wows the judges about as much as you'd expect. |
06.26.2012 06.27.2012 |
B- |
Daniel |
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10-7 Weecap |
Clemenza Clemency13 Chefs Compete Part 2 of 2 - Both teams manage to complete Fashion Night dinner service, and the models somehow manage not to fall madly in love with the drooling idiots in the Blue kitchen. |
06.25.2012 06.26.2012 |
B |
Daniel |
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10-6 Weecap |
No-Spice Girls13 Chefs Compete Part 1 of 2 - The chefs cook for some fashion-industry types, who demand everything be elegant. Because when you think of Clemenza and Kimmie, Royce and Tiffany, you think elegance. |
06.19.2012 06.20.2012 |
B |
Daniel |
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10-5 Weecap |
Too Many Cooks Spoil the Wrath14 Chefs Compete - It's the first-ever Mexican night in Hell's Kitchen! No es bueno. |
06.18.2012 06.19.2012 |
B |
Daniel |
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10-4 Weecap |
Blood on the BlenderSeason 10, 15 Chefs Compete - The challenge proves that the chefs can really, really cook (well, except for Robyn and Barbie), but Ramsay kicks chefs out of the kitchen during dinner service like they ran over his dog. |
06.12.2012 06.13.2012 |
B |
Daniel |
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10-3 Weecap |
I Fought the Cod, and the Cod WonSeason 10, 16 Chefs Compete - There are firefighters and marines in the dining room tonight, so any chef who screws up hates America! |
06.11.2012 06.12.2012 |
B- |
Daniel |
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10-2 Weecap |
A Shucking Disgrace17 Chefs Compete - Everyone hates each other and everything is awful and it really won’t be long before someone starts waving a gun around in the dorms. |
06.05.2012 06.06.2012 |
B- |
Daniel |
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10-1 Weecap |
Happy Anniversary, You Bunch of [Censored]18 Chefs Compete - Ramsay celebrates the tenth season and his 125th dinner service by screaming at a crew of bums who don't get a single entrée out. |
06.04.2012 06.05.2012 |
B- |
Daniel |
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9-15/16 Weecap |
I'm Kind of A Big Deal4 Chefs Compete/Winner Chosen - Tommy’s knocked out first, then Elise (in a semi-shocker), making it Paul vs. Will in the final. Little brother vs. big brother. Big Deal vs. Big Stubble. But even better, Not-Elise vs. Not-Elise! |
09.19.2011 09.20.2011 |
A |
Daniel |
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9-13 Weecap |
All Elise Is Saying Is Give Elise a Chance5 Chefs Compete Again - Jennifer feels awkward about confessing her crush on Paul since she didn't get eliminated. Well, that won't be a problem after tonight. |
09.12.2011 09.13.2011 |
B- |
Daniel |
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9-13 Weecap |
Paul Is Adorable, Like a Non-Blue SmurfSeason 9: 5 Chefs Compete - Will: It's one thing when you're cooking. But when you're eating at a nice restaurant? Take off your gross sweat-stained baseball hat. |
09.05.2011 09.06.2011 |
B- |
Daniel |
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9-12 Weecap |
Listen All Y'all, It's a Sabotage!6 Chefs Compete - Elizabeth's gone. She's sorry, you guys. She's so sorry. So sorry. Sorry sorry sorry! (Sorry.) |
08.29.2011 08.30.2011 |
B+ |
Daniel |
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9-11 Weecap |
Beef Hellington7 Chefs Compete - We should all have hidden cameras in our homes to solve this once and for all: Who did -- or did not -- score the Beef Wellington? Right? Ladies? Are you with me? |
08.22.2011 08.23.2011 |
D+ |
Jeff Long |
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9-10 Weecap |
You Say Potato, I Say Egg Yolk?8 Chefs Compete - The chefs have to serve and cook steaks. It may have been easy for our dads, but these folks have a harder time. |
08.22.2011 08.23.2011 |
B |
Jeff Long |
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9-9 Weecap |
Ain’t No Cure For Love (But There Is A Cure For Salmonella)9 Chefs Compete - For a really romantic dinner, let’s go to that place where people scream profanities at each other and throw food around! |
08.15.2011 08.16.2011 |
B- |
Daniel |
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9-8 Weecap |
Pie Hard10 Chefs Compete - Red miraculously pulls it together for an American classics reward challenge and a Coast Guard dinner service. Blue continues its seemingly unstoppable trend of dissension and rookie mistakes, and Jonathon is fallen by a crick in his neck. |
08.09.2011 08.10.2011 |
C |
Lady Lola |
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9-7 Weecap |
Suds & Duds11 Chefs Compete - The contestants cook with beer and turn in another double-loser week. In the end, weeks of flailing were but a prelude to Krupa's inevitable exit. |
08.08.2011 08.09.2011 |
C |
Lady Lola |
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9-6 Weecap |
Whenever I Eat Hawaiian Food, I'm Always Hungry an Hour Later12 Chefs Compete - At Elizabeth's pizza joint, you get edamame on your Hawaiian pizza. |
08.02.2011 08.03.2011 |
B- |
Daniel |
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9-5 Weecap |
Communication Breakdown13 Chefs Compete - Both teams manage to finish dinner service, but not without a parade of subpar chefs being kicked out by Ramsay. Nobody wins, we all lose. |
08.01.2011 08.02.2011 |
C+ |
Daniel |
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9-4 Weecap |
You Come at the Queen, You Best Not Miss14 Chefs Compete - Both teams display staggering levels of incompetence, neither gets through dinner service, and Red Team reveals that they think Carrie is the lesser of two evils. |
07.26.2011 07.27.2011 |
B- |
Daniel |
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9-3 Weecap |
God Bless the Children of the Feast15 Chefs Compete - I’m gonna take you by surprise and make you realize, Amanda, I’m gonna tell you right away, I can’t wait another day, Amanda, to boot you out of Hell’s Kitchen. |
07.25.2011 07.26.2011 |
B |
Daniel |
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9-2 Weecap |
Tell Me Lies, Tell Me Sweet Little Lies16 Chefs Compete - Ramsay's not mad at you, Brendan. He's just disappointed. Also, he's mad at you. |
07.19.2011 07.20.2011 |
B+ |
Daniel |
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9-1 Weecap |
Off to a Bad Start18 Chefs Compete - Mmmmm. Pork tacos. |
09.18.2013 07.19.2011 |
B |
Daniel |
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7-15 Weecap |
The Final CourseWinner Revealed - The final two chefs are basically likeable people, so we bring back a bunch of losers to keep the drama level high. And then someone wins! |
08.10.2010 08.11.2010 |
A |
Montykins |
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7-14 Weecap |
Sunbathing Her Bits and Bobs4 Chefs Compete Again - A surprisingly drama-free episode in which the right two people go home? Well, who would want to see that? |
08.03.2010 08.04.2010 |
A- |
Montykins |
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7-13 Weecap |
Take One Down, Pass It Around4 Chefs Compete - Gordon Ramsay isn't afraid to make the tough decisions! Even if the decision is whether he should bother cutting someone this week! |
07.27.2010 07.28.2010 |
D- |
Montykins |
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7-12 Weecap |
Everybody Rotate!5 Chefs Compete - Will these people be able to cook better if they're yanked from station to station every few minutes? What do you think? |
07.20.2010 07.21.2010 |
A+ |
Montykins |
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7-11 Weecap |
A VIP Guest? Whoopi!6 Chefs Compete - Seven seasons in, people still get eliminated for not being able to cook. |
07.20.2010 07.21.2010 |
B+ |
Montykins |
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7-10 Weecap |
The Most Dramatic Episode of the Year7 Chefs Compete - Did you know there's no security guards to keep exiled chefs from just wandering back into the kitchen? That seems like a design flaw. |
07.06.2010 07.07.2010 |
B+ |
Montykins |
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7-9 Weecap |
We're Going to Sea World!8 Chefs Compete - Communication is very important in a kitchen. Also important: knowing how to cook. |
07.06.2010 07.07.2010 |
B |
Montykins |
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7-8 Weecap |
Jay! We're Dancing!9 Chefs Compete - What's more dangerous to a cook: a head-splitting hangover or a teammate who thinks you can't cook? The answer might surprise you! But it won't. |
06.29.2010 06.30.2010 |
B+ |
Montykins |
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7-7 Weecap |
Chicken Meatball10 Chefs Compete - Is Benjamin the savior of the red team? Or just a jerk with a weird-looking face? Well, can't he be both? |
06.29.2010 06.30.2010 |
C+ |
Montykins |
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7-6 Weecap |
Death of a Blowhard11 Chefs Compete - The red team crashes and burns, so Gordon Ramsay and the Sous Chefs finish the service themselves. Sweet! |
06.22.2010 06.23.2010 |
A |
Montykins |
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7-5 Weecap |
Bringing the Cheesecake12 Chefs Compete - There's the usual amount of cooking and shouting and [bleep]ing, mixed with more underwear, bikini and shower scenes than usual. Spicy! |
06.22.2010 06.23.2010 |
B |
Montykins |
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7-4 Weecap |
You're Just Cooking Like a Zombie!13 Chefs Compete - Things are going better for the chefs. But Gordon Ramsay can still find something to shout about! |
06.15.2010 06.16.2010 |
A- |
Montykins |
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7-3 Weecap |
If You Can't Stand the Heat...14 Chefs Compete - Salvatore nearly walks out and Fran burns herself pretty badly, but it's someone else who gets sent home. |
06.15.2010 06.16.2010 |
B+ |
Montykins |
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7-2 Weecap |
Can't Anyone Here Cook a Risotto?15 Chefs Compete - When the going gets tough, the tough turn their backs and quit, walking off into the night without their shoes. |
06.08.2010 06.09.2010 |
A- |
Montykins |
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7-1 Weecap |
Just Like You Said It Would BeThe Opening Dinner Service - The contestants get a dose of sleep deprivation to go with their general incompetence and personality defects. Let's meet some new friends and then start rooting for them all to get fired! |
06.01.2010 06.02.2010 |
B |
Montykins |
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6-13 Weecap |
Whistler While You WorkThree Chefs Compete; Two Chefs to Winner - The last three contestants compete to make it to Whistler, and it's not a big surprise that Ariel is the first one out. |
10.13.2009 10.14.2009 |
B |
Angel Cohn |
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6-12 Weecap |
Polenta Tower!4 Chefs Compete - Four chefs who hate vegetarians make vegetarian meals for eighty children who hate vegetables. And hilarity, as usual, ensues! |
10.06.2009 10.07.2009 |
A- |
Montykins |
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6-11 Weecap |
The Risotto Wizard5 Chefs Compete - The best five chefs this season struggle to barely complete a service. Bad news for Whistler! |
09.30.2009 09.30.2009 |
C- |
Montykins |
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6-10 Weecap |
The Lettuce-Burning Incident7 Chefs Compete - A two-hour episode that doesn't even try to pretend it's not just two regular episodes stuck together sees two chefs go home for bad halibut. |
09.22.2009 09.23.2009 |
B+ |
Montykins |
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6-9 Weecap |
Holy Crocamole!8 Chefs Compete - It's French night at Hell's Kitchen! Therefore, please pretend that all the [bleep]s are the word "merde." Merci. |
09.08.2009 09.09.2009 |
C+ |
Montykins |
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6-8 Weecap |
The Shouting of the Chefs9 Chefs Compete - It's possible that Tennille shouts at the camera even more than Chef Ramsay shouts at the chefs! |
09.01.2009 09.02.2009 |
B |
Montykins |
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6-7 Weecap |
Chefzapoppin!10 Chefs Compete - Chefs who are customers sit at chef's tables in the kitchen so the chefs who are contestants can make food while being yelled at by the chef who's the host. |
08.25.2009 08.26.2009 |
C |
Montykins |
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6-6 Weecap |
Sheer Heart Attack11 Chefs Compete - Robert starts having chest pains and may have to quit Hell's Kitchen! Note: this is not a rerun. |
08.18.2009 08.19.2009 |
C- |
Montykins |
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6-5 Weecap |
Kitchenpocalypse!12 Chefs Compete - One team completes their entire service before the other team sends out a single entree. Guess which team loses! |
08.11.2009 08.12.2009 |
B- |
Montykins |
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6-4 Weecap |
Farewell, My Lovely13 Chefs Compete - Hey! More shouting, more cooking and more cursing! Then someone goes home. Also, a few off-color jokes about sausages. Enjoy! |
08.04.2009 08.05.2009 |
B+ |
Montykins |
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6-3 Weecap |
Fire in the (A-)Hole14 Chefs Compete - Joseph flips his shit and gets eliminated pretty much immediately, followed by Tony. Robert joins the Blue Team before the remaining contestants compete in a carbolicious cook-off for some starving firefighters. The red team stages a serious comeback in both services, but it's not enough to save them from the fact that they're still crap. And yet no one goes home in the end. Donuts! |
07.28.2009 07.29.2009 |
B |
Lady Lola |
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6-2 Weecap |
It's Raw, Dog!15 Chefs Compete - If you're trying to get on Hell's Kitchen, here's a tip: claim to be someone with a small amount of cooking talent and an anger management problem. They apparently love people like that. |
09.18.2013 07.22.2009 |
B |
Montykins |
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6-1 Weecap |
Calm Down, and Let's Cook Some Carrots16 Chefs Compete - A new batch of donuts shows up, and two of them are sent packing. And Robert is back in the mix, which makes all the viewers very sad. |
07.21.2009 07.22.2009 |
A- |
Montykins |
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5-15 Weecap |
Fish on the WallsThe Winner is Chosen - Two chefs enter. One chef leaves. Then they all vanish from everyone's memory surprisingly quickly. |
05.14.2009 05.15.2009 |
B |
Montykins |
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5-14 Weecap |
What Happened to the Cooking?2 Chefs Compete - Danny and Paula plan their restaurants and fly to Atlantic City and back. There is a tragic lack of cursing. |
05.07.2009 05.08.2009 |
D- |
Montykins |
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5-13 Weecap |
Revenge of the Downtrodden3 Chefs Compete - It's time for the contestants to work the pass. Which one will be a bossy loudmouth? Hint: it's the bossy loudmouth! |
04.30.2009 05.01.2009 |
A- |
Montykins |
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5-12 Weecap |
A Farewell to Loudmouths4 Chefs Compete - A bunch of cooking happens and then someone gets sent home. Hey! This wasn't the shocking, unpredictable episode we were promised! |
04.23.2009 04.24.2009 |
B+ |
Montykins |
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5-11 Weecap |
You Gotta Have Heart!5 Chefs Compete - In a Shocking Twist, a contestant goes home early for health reasons and then nobody gets sent home at the end of the episode. It's only the second time this season! |
04.16.2009 04.17.2009 |
C- |
Montykins |
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5-10 Weecap |
The Incompetence! It Burns!6 Chefs Compete - We're down to the top six competitors. The cream of the crop. The best of the best. They're very bad at cooking. |
04.09.2009 04.10.2009 |
D+ |
Montykins |
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5-9 Weecap |
And Please! Make It Extra Poached!7 Chefs Compete - The chefs get to screw up their own menus instead of Chef Ramsay's for a while. The results are pretty much the same. |
04.02.2009 04.03.2009 |
C |
Montykins |
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5-8 Weecap |
A Farewell to Nitwits9 Chefs Compete - Some idiots shout at each other and cook some food and then shout at each other some more. Two of them are sent home. And Eric McCormack enjoys some tasty lamb. |
03.26.2009 03.27.2009 |
C- |
Montykins |
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5-7 Weecap |
I Bet J Didn't Like That!10 Chefs Compete - Gordon Ramsay is in a worse mood than usual, sending one chef home in the middle of dinner service and telling another "You're next". Also, Lacey feels put-upon. |
03.19.2009 03.20.2009 |
B+ |
Montykins |
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5-6 Weecap |
The Return of Francisco11 Chefs Compete - It's time for a bar mitzvah in Hell's Kitchen! For some reason, that seems even weirder than a wedding reception. |
03.12.2009 03.13.2009 |
C- |
Montykins |
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5-5 Weecap |
The Case of the Hungry Sumo Wrestlers12 Chefs Compete - After Asian-fusion is more "Asian" than "Fusion", the chefs crash and burn on dinner service. |
03.05.2009 03.06.2009 |
B |
Montykins |
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5-4 Weecap |
What Happened to the Sabotage?13 Chefs Compete - After a challenge in which football players prove as good at chanting as cheerleaders, service goes very poorly for everyone. Except for Montykins, because Seth is finally gone! |
02.26.2009 02.27.2009 |
B |
Montykins |
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5-3 Weecap |
Cow Cow Boogie14 Chefs Compete - Delicious steaks come from happy cows and frightened, nervous chefs. |
02.19.2009 02.20.2009 |
B- |
Montykins |
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5-2 Weecap |
All About Scallops!15 Chefs Compete - Both teams actually serve food to all of their customers. It's surprising how rarely that happens! |
02.05.2009 02.06.2009 |
B |
Montykins |
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5-1 Weecap |
It's Back!16 Chefs Compete - Yelling, cursing, risotto, someone's dreams get destroyed, and the worst cooks are the biggest jerks. You know the drill. |
01.29.2009 01.30.2009 |
B+ |
Montykins |
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4-15 Weecap |
The Final ShowdownDay 15 - Matt and Jen are back! And they're pretty much exactly as you remember them. |
07.08.2008 07.09.2008 |
B |
Montykins |
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4-14 Weecap |
Flashbacky!Day 14 - The chefs jet to New York and show us a million clips. Also in this episode: pretty much nothing. |
07.01.2008 07.02.2008 |
C- |
Montykins |
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4-13 Weecap |
Sorry, Corey3 Chefs Compete - Haim and Feldman can induct a new member to the "Reality TV Has-Beens Named Corey" club, after this Corey shows insufficient leadership skills. |
06.24.2008 06.25.2008 |
B |
Lady Lola |
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4-12 Weecap |
Contents May Be HotDay 12 - What's scarier: a herd of pregnant women or a hot pot handle? Wait, what do you mean "Neither one"? That wasn't an option! |
09.18.2013 06.18.2008 |
B+ |
Montykins |
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4-11 Weecap |
Dis-missed!Day 11 - Beautiful ladies and delicious food. Also shouting and threatening, because what would we do without those? |
06.10.2008 06.11.2008 |
A- |
Montykins |
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4-10 Weecap |
You Wanna See Crazy?!Day 10 - How annoying does a guy have to be to get thrown off a reality show these days? |
06.03.2008 06.04.2008 |
A+ |
Montykins |
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4-9 Weecap |
More of the SameDay 9 - How about if we let the chefs make their own menu? Will that help them at all? Oh. I guess not. |
05.27.2008 05.28.2008 |
D+ |
Montykins |
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4-8 Weecap |
Jen-uinely AnnoyingDay 8 - It's Critic's Night, which has almost nothing to do with the episode, in which Jen gets shouty and annoying. |
05.20.2008 05.21.2008 |
C- |
Montykins |
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4-7 Weecap |
The RivalryDay 7 - I hope you like rivalries between two unlikable guys! The good news is, one of them goes home! |
05.13.2008 05.14.2008 |
B |
Montykins |
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4-6 Weecap |
Sparkle-liciousDay 6 - Matt screws up and mopes around and everyone on his team hates him. Clearly, Shayna should go home. What? |
05.06.2008 05.07.2008 |
B- |
Montykins |
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4-5 Weecap |
Pizza is DeliciousDay 5 - High-end pizza delivered in a low-end vehicle. Hijinx ensue. Oh, and there's some cooking. |
04.29.2008 04.30.2008 |
B |
Montykins |
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4-4 Weecap |
You Know, For Kids!Day 4 - With the menu changed to appeal to kids, that should make things easier, right? Tell that to Craig. And Ben. And Matt. |
04.22.2008 04.23.2008 |
B |
Montykins |
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4-3 Recap |
Day 3Day 3 - So if I understand this show correctly, if you learn to dissect a chicken, that means you won't have to pick a peck of pickled peppers and then that somehow ties in to soufflés? Or something? |
04.15.2008 04.16.2008 |
A- |
Montykins |
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4-2 Recap |
Day 2Day 2 - Halibuts get filleted and super-yachts get enjoyed. But do customers get served? Well, yes, but they also get whacked on the head by a chair. |
04.08.2008 04.09.2008 |
B |
Montykins |
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4-1 Recap |
One Contestant Goes MissingOne Contestant Goes Missing - And we're off! The Black Gordon Ramsay is no match for the regular one, and people still cannot cook risotto or scallops. |
04.01.2008 04.02.2008 |
B+ |
Montykins |
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3-11 Recap |
Day 10, Part IIDay 10, Part II - Rock wins and Bonnie doesn't, but it really took way too long to get to that point. |
08.12.2007 08.14.2007 |
D |
Keckler |
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3-10 Recap |
Day 10, Part IDay 10, Part I - Bonnie and Rock plan out their restaurants for the actual (and hopefully clip-less) finale and compete against each other in a signature dish taste-off. |
08.05.2007 08.07.2007 |
D- |
Keckler |
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3-9 Recap |
Day 9Day 9 - After cooking for their mothers and taking their turns being Ramsay at the pass, Jen is sent home, and Rock and fucking Bonnie move forward to the finals. |
07.29.2007 07.31.2007 |
C- |
Keckler |
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3-8 Recap |
Day 8Day 8 - Day 8 (which goes on for several days) brings us a visit with Heather (last year's winner), Josh's eviction from the kitchen in the middle of service, and Julia's high point as she wins a challenge and her low point as she is ultimately eliminated. But her new knowledge of how to use a bidet will serve her well at culinary school. |
07.22.2007 07.24.2007 |
B+ |
LTG |
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3-7 Recap |
Day 7Day 7 - The night's service includes the challenge of cooking new menu items, and while the Reds manage to hold it together fairly well, the Blues really lose it and Brad goes home. |
07.15.2007 07.16.2007 |
C- |
Keckler |
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3-6 Recap |
Day 6Day 6 - Even though the Reds were one teammate down, they still rocked the kitchen in both competitions. Ramsay can't make up his mind who sucked the most on the Blue team, but ends up sending Melissa and her progressively nappy Amber Waves of Annoying home. |
07.08.2007 07.09.2007 |
C+ |
Keckler |
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3-5 Recap |
Day 5Day 5 - "The contestants cook for a wedding party and while Melissa screws up practically everything that could be screwed up, Ramsay keeps her and switches her to the other team. No one goes home tonight." |
07.01.2007 07.02.2007 |
A+ |
Keckler |
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3-4 Recap |
Day 4Day 4 - After a blind taste test and another abysmal dinner service, Ramsay finally gets rid of Vinnie and the ego he rode in on. |
06.24.2007 06.25.2007 |
A+ |
Keckler |
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3-3 Recap |
Day 3Day 3 - After serving breakfast to a few good men and women, Aaron lands in the hospital with a "serious illness," and a dinner service garnished with deadly crab sends Joanna home. |
06.17.2007 06.18.2007 |
B+ |
Keckler |
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3-2 Recap |
Day 2Day 2 - Aaron is seriously falling apart. He gets out of a prep challenge by whimpering, he passes out with his eyes open, and he screws up his tableside deboning assignment. Yet, he's still here. The Girls rock the dinner service and, after the Boys are thrown out of the kitchen, end up taking over their responsibilities as well. Eddie, the proverbial "small fish," is thrown back. |
06.10.2007 06.11.2007 |
C |
Keckler |
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3-1 Recap |
Day 1Day 1 - Two contestants cry -- one of them twice -- and fried eggs bring down an entire team. Ramsay's got a new food insult, and it's pretty awesome. |
06.03.2007 06.04.2007 |
C |
Keckler |








