In the dorms, Kimmie pounds on the punching bag while complaining about Dana's "crunchy-ass Brussels sprouts," and that the problem is that Dana thinks she runs the team. Wait, what? No, Robyn thinks she runs the team, Barbie thinks she runs the team -- oh, but Barbie's lamb was good and Robyn can't be used as an excuse anymore, so Red is looking for a new internal conflict to destroy itself with. Kimmie says she wants to wring Dana's neck right now, that's how pissed she is. Well, she can try, at least until she can't see straight when she starts crying because SHE'S ALWAYS CRYING.
The Red Team gets to work prepping the kitchen and are not super-impressed with either Dana's suggestion that they use this as a bonding experience, nor with the smug Blue Team rolling through the kitchen on their way to their Vegas vacation.
The Vegas montage follows, with the decadent Vegas hotel suite featuring sushi, a dessert bar and more sushi than Royce will ever be able to jerk off to in his entire lifetime. None of the women look at all happy to be working this room full of deadbeats, especially with their clumsy double-entendres and general jackassery.
Back in the kitchen, Tiffany starts working on the pig "in a creepy way" according to Dana, because there's nothing classier than insinuating your teammate plans to have sex with the carcass of a farm animal.
Back in Vegas, Blue Team is meeting up with
Eric Stoltz from Mask Carrot Top, and if we're going to try to pretend we're in for some Hangover-esque highjinks, I'd like to suggest everyone on Blue get tasered in the face. Robyn seems to mistake "hanging out with Carrot Top" for "living the lifestyle of the rich and famous." Robyn's whole goal, as the team starts hitting the nightclubs, is to see if she can be just as big a jackass as the men of the team.
Back in the dorms, a barbecue has been set up rigged with an obnoxious alarm that goes off every hour until someone hits a big red button and checks the coals and see how the pork is cooking. It's kinda like Desmond in the hatch on Lost, only imagine hating Desmond and not giving a shit about what happens to anyone. "This is by far the worst punishment I've had to do since I've been here," says Kimmie, as we see "pig patrol" lasting until at least 3:27 A.M.