...and we're back! You're lucky you missed that commercial for The Osbournes: Reloaded, because it is the worst thing ever created. Ben, why didn't you nominate yourself? "I bring a solid foundation of food knowledge." Chef Ramsay asks him if he's willing to be honest, and makes him admit he did the worst tonight. Lacey, why should you stay? "I came here to learn and grow, so that I can win and become great." Chef Ramsay says he has choice between someone who can't get along with their team and someone who can't cook meat. And he sends both of them back into line. The blue team claims they can work together. Lacey promises more drama. Robert calls her a bitch a couple more times. Carol says that Andrea is out to make herself look good. Ben thinks he's being attacked because Chef Ramsay sees something in him. I think he's wrong.

Chef Ramsay tells us that he didn't send Lacey or Ben home because sending J home in the middle of service put the team in a hole they couldn't recover from.

Next week: Shouting! "The most unpredictable Hell's Kitchen yet!"

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