Kimmie and Robyn, naturally, snipe and bicker at the guys, who are just there to help. I mean, at this point, Red has lost, so it should just be about getting the food out. But Red can't stop backbiting -- well, Barbie, Dana and Christina seem to be doing their best to keep their heads down, but one of the men has to remind the other three that there are kids in the dining room, so they might want to cool it with the "fuck"s and the "bitch"es -- and when some cold steak gets brought to the pass. An angry Ramsay sends Red packing. No one's going to tell HIM he can't say "Fuck off" in a room full of children. Besides, they're all right. Kids today, with the Internet and all. They hear worse from their kindergarten teachers. Christina calls the situation unreal.
Naturally, the fighting continues in the dorms. Robyn keeps yapping, blaming Kimmie for her crappy fish, upsetting Christina, who goes off to sit in the stairwell, and she tells Kimmie she might want to go defend herself.
Lots of bleeps and "bitch!" ensue. Dana at one point seems to be actually enjoying the fracas between Kimmie and Robyn, which is about half a second away from being a fight like you see in a cartoon: just a big ball of smoke with fists and feet sticking out in various places. "It is so ghetto right now," she says, which is ... well, kinda unfortunate. But yeah, it's not exactly an Algonquin roundtable discussion. Christina can't take Robyn's bullshit any longer and yells at her for a moment, at least until Robyn and Kimmie catch their breath. Dana says the reason she's enjoying it is the two of them used to be BFFs, and then Robyn quotes Machiavelli, but I will buy her an entire kitchen of stainless-steel equipment if she could have named, at that moment, who said, "Keep your friends close and your enemies closer." With a hearty "[Bleep] you! [Bleep] you! [Bleep] you!" from Kimmie, we go to commercial.
After, the shouting and the name-calling continue, at least until Robyn advises Kimmie to "suck a dick" or perhaps "suck my dick." Either way, the rest of Red gasps.
And the Blue survivors, Brian, Justin and Clemenza are working to finish dinner for everybody. Brian says all three of them are strong, so he's not surprised they're the last ones left. A facepainted kid in the dining room squeals that it's so good he wants to come back tomorrow. Well, at this point, he's heard every possible profanity permutation and combination, so he may as well come back.













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