Anyway, this is a cinch for the Blue Team, with Will's great-looking banana-leaf-wrapped steamed opah (also known as Hawaiian moonfish) with a coconut-chili-lime maha sauce. The women declare it amazing and delish and gorgeous, and they love it so much they start flirting with Will. "I still think about it afterwards. I feel it in my mouth," says Jenna. I mean, come ON.
Elise is now wondering if Elizabeth was actually wearing earplugs during the meeting, while Paul is excited that not only did they get a clean sweep, but he LED them to that clean sweep. And the prize: "You'll be spending the day on a magnificent super-yacht." Four levels, including a Jacuzzi, and a fully stocked bar. Monterray says it feels like fireworks are going off inside him.
As for the women, they have to decorate the restaurant in a Hawaiian theme for the reunion. Hawaiian theme, hey? I guess that means Elizabeth's going to want to stock up on gongs and paper fans.
Elise natters at Elizabeth while the women clean the kitchen, with Elizabeth saying the women definitely said "Asian." "I know that 100 per cent," she says, despite, you know, Blue Team making Hawaiian dishes and the baffled women pointing out Red Team's lack of Hawaiian food. Oh, and also? She figured the bacon was OK because they suggested pork as an entrée. Elizabeth is in utter denial as she explains that the women lost because their dishes weren't good enough, and not because she brought back the wrong information. I mean, that's just staggeringly dumb. That's like smoking-while-gassing-up-your-car dumb.
Meanwhile, the Blue Team is on a boat, with captain's hats and waterproof digital cameras. "This is what it feels like to be better than everybody else," says Tommy, when all they really had to do was pay attention to a few committee members.
The Red Team's decorating, but "as usual," according to Carrie, Elise isn't doing much helping, but talking an awful lot. Jennifer says Elise is really good at pretending to help.
Blue Team! Drinking champagne in a hot tub and talking about how they got each others' backs, and Natalie talks about all the respect she commands from the men, demonstrated by Paul taking a picture of her ass as she gets out of the hot tub. And back at Hell's Kitchen, after the Blue Team has returned and gloated in front of the Red Team, a drunk Natalie poses for cheesecake photos for the men while standing in the fountain. She's very proud of herself and appreciates the horndog comments they make, since they miss their wives and girlfriends. This is what she says; this is too depressing to even make fun of.