Hell's Kitchen
Hell's Kitchen

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Daniel: B- | 157 USERS: B-
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Things Fall Apart

So Red still has a chance, but Christina's still got to earn six stars to tie. She's got steamed lobster tail with heirloom tomatoes and a buerre blanc. All the judges love it, and because it's the last dish the marks are drawn out a little more. The men each give her two, and Lo pulls out the first three-star ranking of the morning.

So Red wins, earning themselves a day trip to the spa, while Blue has to clean and prep both kitchens for tonight's service, but before they do that, they've got to clean up the dorms. Robyn and Barbie can't help but start taunting them and reminding them to clean the bathrooms, which apparently stink like urine. This gets on Blue's nerves, and even Roshni is all, "Thanks, we know what we have to clean." In addition, each Red member is getting a set of Meyer cookware, causing squeals all around.

Red relaxes while Blue works. Robyn gets allegedly wacky with bath suds on her head, and then gets pissy because Barbie's not into sharing a bathtub with a bunch of other people. Robyn makes an issue of it, because only Robyn again can't just bask in the glow of victory. God, what is her deal?

Back at HK, Blue has finished cleaning and are prepping. Their grumpiness seems to have faded now that they're actually working with food, although I don't trust many of these guys to have washed their damn hands before they started handling food.

The women arrive with two hours to go until dinner service, and Robyn starts snapping at Barbie over whether there's supposed be another frisee salad in the station. When Barbie basically ignores her, Robyn starts nattering about sinking or swimming, and Barbie seems aghast that Robyn appears not to give a shit if her team member blows things tonight. I guess. Who has the energy to care?

Dinner service is just about ready to start when Ramsay gathers the chefs to tell them he's invited some special people to sit at the chef's tables in the kitchens for tonight's service: Blue will have former UFC light heavyweight champion of the world Tito Ortiz. God, is UFC still a thing? How many contrived ways can allegedly straight guys think up to allow themselves to watch half-naked men touch each other without feeling too weird about it? Anyway, Red team will have six-time world boxing champion Sugar Ray Leonard. Robyn and Justin are entrusted with serving the chef's tables. Robyn's excited while Justin seems very, very nervous.

Hell's Kitchen

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