They go to a place called M. Frederic, and Brian wants to have sex with the personal shopper who greets them, like this whole thing today where the men act like humpy little horndogs around every woman who appears on the show is really off-putting. While Brian does his best to sexx up the personal shopper, the rest of the guys clown around, and Roshni feels like royalty, all glammed up wearing $800 worth of clothes.

Meanwhile, there is much grunting and straining as Red Team carries in the pieces of runway. Robyn gallantly volunteers to stay in the kitchen and screw pieces together. She thinks "multiple-task" is a verb, but she's clearly doing it to get out of the heavy lifting. And she's not even good at it either.

Christina's getting increasingly frustrated with her sad-sack team carrying in the runway pieces until she finally just gets annoyed enough to stomp off. But it's a really trumped-up crisis, because I think there was just one piece left to come in, and once that's in place they all blow off some steam by strutting down the runway. And at this point you realize that there's only ten minutes left and you remember the channel guide called this "Part 1 of 2," which is ridiculous since it's Tuesday now.

Meanwhile, the men are chugging wine like the world is ending tomorrow, with Patrick showing off the wine knowledge that he gained from three years of living in Napa. In a shocking twist, his teammates aren't wowed by Patrick acting like a know-it-all.

Let's check in with Red -- well, Tiffany is farting, belching and snort-laughing, to the disgust of absolutely everyone, including James, who looks like he wants to put a Hazmat suit on.

After Blue Team returns, strolling the runway and waving their shopping bags around, the Red Team gathers in the dorms, wondering how to solve a problem like Kimmie. No one's sticking up for her. Even Tiffany's keeping quiet, because all the focus on Kimmie has kept everyone from remembering she deep-fried the eggplant.

Kimmie ignores the "stupid Kimmie is stupid" discussion going on, ignores Robyn's entreaties to talk about it, and climbs into bed. "I got crazy bitches on my team," she says.