Now Chef Ramsay has a special treat for the children: a bag of toys and candy! In no time, there is confetti and food everywhere, and whoever gets stuck with the punishment of cleaning up the dining room is going to be a sad panda.
Before the kids have even left, Chef Ramsay announces the results. First, there is a dish that 40% of the crowd said was the yuckiest, and it's Kevin's. He figures it's because beets are something that children don't like. That certainly lines up with what we've learned tonight. The top two dishes, meanwhile, are Dave's and Tennille's. The winner, with 55% of their votes (which is a huge lead when they had four choices) is Tennille. She's delighted, and why shouldn't she be? Well done, Tennille!
The kids leave, and the dining room is a disaster area. Ariel, Kevin, and Dave are not astonished to learn that they'll be cleaning it. Tennille, meanwhile, will be getting a Glamour Day, getting her hair done (what if Kevin had won? He ain't got no hair!) and generally getting spruced up to go to Nobu Los Angeles for sushi with Gordon Ramsay. And she's leaving right now in a cool old car of ... some ... sort. Dunno.
The remaining three chefs sit in the dorms and try to figure out how Tennille won. Ariel figures that it was uncomplicated, which probably appealed to the uneducated palates of the children. Well, maybe. It worked, though. They also feel that she's going to hate Nobu and will be made to feel really uncomfortable. She looks pretty comfortable to me, but that's because she's in the Sprucing Up phase, where you relax with champagne as people rub 14-karat gold facial scrub on you and try to figure out what "getting your hair done" means when you have dreadlocks that have to stay about the same throughout the season so interview segments can be moved around. Tennille loves it. She has a tie! And a vest! A vest and a tie!
The cleaning is a lot of work. The dining room is filthy. And gum has appeared under the tables. Not old, dried gum either. Recently-chewed, juicy gum. Ick. Meanwhile, Dave is pocketing some unopened candies as he sweeps up. Might as well.









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