Hell's Kitchen
Hell's Kitchen

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Daniel: B- | 257 USERS: B-
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Now That's a Crappy Meatball!

But now it's Christina's turn to screw up, on garnish, burning her underseasoned greens. She does better on her second attempt, with Ramsay mocking her for taking so long to figure out it's a good idea to taste what you're cooking.

Amusingly, when they're down to the last table of appetizers, Ramsay bets Barbie and Clemenza a hundred dollars that they won't get the last order right. It's a sucker bet to make, since Ramsay could essentially just award himself a hundred dollars. Fortunately (or not, since Ramsay is pissed off to actually win the bet) Barbie produces a two-much-capellini, not-enough-crab order that makes it an easy call for Ramsay, who begs Barbie to go home, and then sets up kicking kitchen equipment. I feel bad for the two poor young women sitting there at their table, waiting forever for their order. Probably been looking forward to this for months. And here they sit, an hour and a half into dinner service, capellini-less. Well, at least they get to hear Ramsay foaming at the mouth.

Fortunately their next attempt is more successful (but now the poor women barely have enough time to eat their appetizers before the entrees are out).

After the dining room is cleared, Ramsay tells them how bitterly disappointed he is (and surprised) that the night went so poorly, and was on the verge of being an embarrassment. He sends them off to the dorms to nominate one person for elimination. Christina's disappointed in herself, enough that she seems practically ready to nominate herself. Clemenza thinks Barbie should go, as does Dana. Justin's torn, because he's tired of mopping up after Clemenza.

When the voting starts, Barbie and Clemenza vote for each other and then start arguing with each other to the extent that you kinda wish they BOTH could go home, especially since Clemenza seems to have forgotten that he was independently screwing up long before he helped Barbie suck at risotto. Justin says a lot of the anti-Barbie criticism is just petty stuff, while Clemenza's a full-on disaster.

Back in the dining room, Ramsay gets a few more digs in on how much they sucked, and he probably would have given them the gears a little bit more had he known that they weren't going to come up with a final nomination. With Dana looking to knock off Barbie, I guess that means either Justin or Christina voted for Clemenza and the other one couldn't decide? Whatever happened, Ramsay, as you may imagine, isn't happy. He asks if anyone has a "pair of [bleep]" to tell the truth.

Hell's Kitchen

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