Hell's Kitchen
Hell's Kitchen

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Back in Black

...And it's not long before Clemenza and Dana are trading wakes on the water, and hopefully not ruining things for anyone else trying to swim or boat or fish. Then they dismount for the picnic, with Clemenza getting all horndog at his first glance at Dana in a bikini (and he doesn't even get to see the slow-motion Pervcam complete with skronky sax music), and the two of them settle in for an afternoon of drinking, not cleaning.

Back at Hell's Kitchen, the ironing boards have come out. "Is my mother here?" says Justin. Probably not something a grown man should say in relation to basic household duties, unless he wants to look like a lazy arsehole. "Your mother is not here, so you will be doing it," says James. "I don't iron," says Justin. He feels that it's DEGRADING to iron. Which, if you'll excuse me, means that this guy has no problem with degrading his mom to do such a job, but he won't do it himself. So basically fuck Justin, who goes off to polish the aquarium, so James brings him some of his own shirts as well as chef's jackets to iron, and Justin now appears to be worried that ironing another man's shirts will turn him gay.

Anyway, Dana and Clemenza return, taunt Justin for ironing (and also now being James's gay boyfriend) and then when all six chefs are dressed in their black jackets, Ramsay assembles them by the bar to pep them up for the first time they work as a single time, and to warn them they're competing against someone else. He draws their attention to the balcony...

...And when we come back from commercial (and get the last couple minutes rehashed), Ramsay explains that they're all previous contestants who not only earned a black jacket but were all runners-up. So the last losers of their respective seasons, then. There's Season 8's Russell. Christina knows him as a "[bleeping] ass." I don't remember him at all, so I guess I didn't watch/recap that season? She hopes he goes down harder than anyone, and also appears to hope he dies in a fire, like, literally.

Hell's Kitchen

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