Chef Ramsay despairs and asks Giovanni to tell Andrea what's on order. He tries: "Two wellingtons, one medium, one medium rare. Lamb medium. Um. I'm sorry. Lamb medium rare..." Giovanni trails off as the whole kitchen starts shouting random orders. I think most of them are correct, but they all start at different times and it's fairly cacophonous. Chef Ramsay looks disgusted as he repeats the order: "Two wellingtons, two chicken, one lamb, one [bleep] dory. One wellington's medium, the rest is [bleep] normal." He sounds a little like Christian Bale here. Not the Growly Batman Christian Bale or the Awkward Velvet Goldmine Christian Bale, but the Very Angry Caught On Tape Christian Bale. Incidentally, note that "Normal" is not "Medium". I think that's neat. Then he asks Andrea what's going and she says "I have no idea, chef." What?
Chef Ramsay tells her to [bleep] off and points her out of the kitchen into the dining room. He makes her use the front door, in front of all the customers. Andrea mutters, "Get that [bleep] camera out of my face." Well, you can see why she would.
Extra Exclusive Helping: If Gordon Ramsay were on death row, what would he have? Well, first he would like to make it clear that he's not going to go to jail. But his answer is that he wants his mum's Mac and Cheese. So there you go. You won't get this kind of inside information on the Internet! Well, except here, I guess.
We come back from commercial and there are some repeated [bleep]s. JP gives Andrea a little pep talk, telling her that Gordon wants her to fight back. She looks pretty wiped out. She goes back in and Chef Ramsay asks her again what's on. She says, "Two chicken, two lamb, one wellington, one dory," which isn't actually correct, but Gordon doesn't seem to notice.
Now it's Robert's turn. He's got bacon on the same pan as the john dory, but it goes with the scallops. Chef Ramsay claims that someone might be allergic to bacon, which sounds like a terrible way to live. Robert admits that Chef Ramsay is right ("Of course I'm [bleep] right!" is the obvious answer) and starts over.
We're still waiting for the first entree to leave the kitchen. Giovanni's chicken doesn't look right, and Chef Ramsay tells Ben to have a word with him. Gordon: "Take all the garnish back. Do whatever you wish with it." Like what? Distribute it to the poor? Make a small model of Devil's Tower? Chef Ramsay announces that "the special is not very special. Thanks to [bleep]-face there. Hurry up, Giovanni!" Giovanni: "Yeah. But I'm not a [bleep]-face, chef!"









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